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Pick Up Lines Cartoons
Pick Up Lines cartoon 1 of 52
"Now, don't go calling the sex police, or anything, but I think you're swell."
Pick Up Lines cartoon 2 of 52
"So, is there a Mrs. Peanut?"
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"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."
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"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."
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"Step a little closer, baby, and let some of the magic rub off."
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"You're dewy-eyed."
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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
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"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."
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'Working With What You Have' "May I buy you ladies a drink? I once rode in an elevator with Ernest Borgnine."
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"Haven't I seen you on 'Adam Smith's Money World'?"
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"I love the way you use your bulk."
Pick Up Lines cartoon 12 of 52
"You'll probably think this is just some opening line, but ... call me Ishmael."
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"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."
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"If I had known I was going to meet somebody like you, I would have lost some weight, gotten some hair plugs, and made more money."
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"If I had known I was going to meet somebody like you, I would have lost some weight, gotten some hair plugs, and made more money."
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"Arachnophunnies"
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"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"
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"Can I buy you a drink? And then if things don't work out between us you can pay me back?"
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"You're really nice, Richard. I was hoping I could fix you up with my mom."
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"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"
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"Since you asked, Norman, it tolls for thee."
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"You don't like opera? Okay. Want to see my abs?"
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"Has anyone mentioned to you that I ride a Harley to work?"
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office, offices, office life, business, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, man, men, manager, managers, boss, bosses, executive, executive, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, bragging, brag, boast, boasting, manly, show-off, showing off, motorcycle, motorcycles, motorbike, motorbikes, inappropriate behavior, inappropriate behaviourPick Up Lines cartoon 24 of 52
"It was I, Glenda. I wrote the book of love."
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"You look like hell!"
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