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Pickup Lines Cartoons
Pickup Lines cartoon 1 of 95
"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."
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"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."
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"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."
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"Now, don't go calling the sex police, or anything, but I think you're swell."
Pickup Lines cartoon 6 of 95
"I sell space."
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"I spend most of my time fund-raising."
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"So you're the little lady who invented the wheel. Do tell me more."
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"So, is there a Mrs. Peanut?"
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"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?"
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"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."
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"I don't know—somehow, when John Travolta says 'Look at me,' it's different."
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"Do you mind if I sit down? I often feel weak in the presence of great art."
Pickup Lines cartoon 14 of 95
"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."
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"Step a little closer, baby, and let some of the magic rub off."
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"I'm sorry, ladies, was this man bothering you?"
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"Recess does things to a man."
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"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."
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"What's the opposite of a multiple personality?"
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"You're dewy-eyed."
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"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"
Pickup Lines cartoon 22 of 95
The Dreadlock Comb-over's one-night beta test.
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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
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'Working With What You Have' "May I buy you ladies a drink? I once rode in an elevator with Ernest Borgnine."
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"You Democrats will never win back the red states if you keep refusing to go out with me."
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