"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."
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Fendi Bag Lady
The Last Thanksgiving
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"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"
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"The candy's for after dinner."
"I want a bagel!"
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"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"
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Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.
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"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."
"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."
"I understood it was to be appropriately garnished."
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"I'm a well known food critic, but I've never been able to turn it into cash."
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"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."
"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"
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"What's not disgusting?"
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"I say it's genetically altered, and I say the hell with it."
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Mother bird feeding worm to four chicks in nest who are all yelling for pizza.
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Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"
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"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."
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"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."
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"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."
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"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."
On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors
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"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."
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"They're doing wonderful things with food I hate."
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