"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."
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"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."
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"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."
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"Now we wait."
"Listen, you're no picnic, either."
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"I'm very domestic. I bottle my own water."
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"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."
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"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."
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"Whoa! Move over, Thoreau."
"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."
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"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."
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"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"
Astronaut crash landing in the middle of a garden party.
"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."
"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."
"We've decided to put food back in its place.
"But, Gridly, you signed up for softball."
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The first daters easing tension through brown bagged rose.
"What about here? This looks like a good spot for an argument."
"I love these picnics when we all chat, eat together... then run away in a frenzied panic!"
"This looks like a good spot."
"Another picnic ruined by ants."
"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."
"They always just taste better here."
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