"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
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"Water...water...and maybe just a tiny piece of pie."
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"Today the secret ingredients for Mom's Apple Pie were sold to the Japanese for sixty-eight million dollars."
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A woman spins a wheel offering 'pie' or 'no pie'.
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"Joel! Killer crust!"
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"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."
Karate Class Clown
"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."
"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
Cream Pie Joust
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"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."
What the Doctor Ordered
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A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".
"One blackbird pizza?"
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"The Pentagon is not getting nearly as much pie as they used to get."
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Annals of Chess: The Controversial "Soupy Sales" Opening
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"From here it looks like liver and onions."
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Lonely? Chatty Couple & Cherry Pie 2 Miles
Grandma's Pies - Under new management.
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"Not apple pie again!"
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"Let's just go in and see what happens."
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"I charge according to the size of the target."
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Rene Magritte vs. Betty Crocker
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