"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."
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"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."
"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."
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"Is it just me, or has it suddenly gotten awfully quiet around here?"
"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."
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"The Woofs have it."
Pig with Ponytail, Pony with Pigtail
"Well, pickle my trotters!"
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Suckling piglets watching television on mother's back
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"I'm warning you—it's a sty."
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"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."
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"Step a little closer, baby, and let some of the magic rub off."
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...
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"Go ahead, finish your beer."
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"In my practice, I prefer to treat the whole hog."
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"I really enjoyed my last life. When I spoke, Hollywood trembled."
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"That's what I hear- In the boardroom they're talking sauces."
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Old MacDonald Checks His Voice Mail.
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"He's sorry, Your Honor, and he's decided to devote himself to making a difference in pigs' lives."
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"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."
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"Hey, kids! Grandpa's on TV."
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"Do you ever ask yourself 'humanely raised' for what?"
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"That's pork - the meat of the pig. It makes an excellent substitute for tofu."
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"There'll be room at the trough for all of us."
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