Pig Cartoons

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."

"Is it just me, or has it suddenly gotten awfully quiet around here?"

"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."

Pig with Ponytail, Pony with Pigtail

"Well, pickle my trotters!"

Suckling piglets watching television on mother's back

"I'm warning you—it's a sty."

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

"Step a little closer, baby, and let some of the magic rub off."

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

"Go ahead, finish your beer."

"In my practice, I prefer to treat the whole hog."

"Hey—nice place!"

"I really enjoyed my last life. When I spoke, Hollywood trembled."

"That's what I hear- In the boardroom they're talking sauces."

Old MacDonald Checks His Voice Mail.

"He's sorry, Your Honor, and he's decided to devote himself to making a difference in pigs' lives."

"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."

"Hey, kids! Grandpa's on TV."

"Do you ever ask yourself 'humanely raised' for what?"

"That's pork - the meat of the pig. It makes an excellent substitute for tofu."

"There'll be room at the trough for all of us."