Birds of Manhattan
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It's Not What it Looks Like, Margaret
"The presentation is dreadful."
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"Location, location, location."
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"Wow, you're right—this is hard."
"I told your parents I would convert."
"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"
"Walking may burn more calories, but you're three times as likely to nosh."
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"I can't believe you symbolize peace when you're such a b***h."
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"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"
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"You're right, these are good!"
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A pigeon is about to jump off a roof.
Three old people on a park bench are out feeding pigeons with lunch trays, as if they were in a soup line.
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"I'm cutting you off."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else. Someone with peanuts."
Further Studies in Pigeon English
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Pigeons & Peacock
"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"
"Good luck getting a sandwich at this hour in L.A."
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"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."
"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"