"Not until you've arranged your pillows."
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"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."
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"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."
"I'd like you to meet my pillows."
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"Have your pillows been plumped this morning?"
"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"
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"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."
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If you give a mouse a fancy pillow.
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"They suspect foul play."
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"You know your dog better than I do."
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"Of course, I'd love to, Geoff. If only that chair weren't so flimsy."
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"God, these throw-pillows are terrible for smothering."
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"Every day I live in fear that our jobs will be replaced by pillows."
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"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"
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Spent it all on decorator pillows.
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"Everybody's a critic!"
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Valentines for Things
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"Oooooo, …. A pillow!"
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A woman carries bedsheets.
Sleeping Cat Dreams Of Other Side Of Couch
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"By the time we move all the pillows, I'm too tired for sex."
Harold thought he would add a touch of aesthetics to his wife's perfect pillow arrangement.
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