My First Boat
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capsize, capsizes, capsizing, pilot, pilots, new boat, boats, boat, boats, ship, ships, seafarer, seafarers, seafaring, yacht, yachts, personal yacht, personal yachts, newbie, newbies, new, learn, learns, learning, incompetent, incompetence, safety, sign, signs, excuse, excuses, skill, skills, skill level, skill levels, learn, learns, learning"He built his own airplane from a kit."
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airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, kit, kits, incompetence, hobby, new hobby, new hobbies, aeroplane crash, airplane crash, pilot, pilots, dangerous hobby, dangerous hobbies, model airplane, airplane kit, airplane kits, aeroplane kit, aeroplane kits, plane kit, plane kits, airplane crash, airplane crashes, plane crash, plane crashes, aviator, aviators, aviation, enthusiast, enthusiasts"Mommy's not home. Mommy's on a plane ride with Captain Yummy!"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, dating, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, flight, flights, not home, modern life"Daddy, tell me a pilot."
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pilot, pilots, tv pilot, television pilot, series pilot, tv pilots, television pilots, film industry, tv industry, tv producer, television producer, tv producers, televsion producers, film producer, film producers, script, scripts, tv script, tv scripts, hollywood, film script, film scripts, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, parent, parenting, parents, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up"I just wanted you to hear it from me first, before you read it in the sky."
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pilot, pilots, skywriter, skywriters, skywriting, sky-writer, sky-writers, sky-writing, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, break-up, break-ups, dumped, dumping, celebrity breakup, celebrity breakups, preempt, preempts, preempting, publicity, difficult conversation, difficult conversations, single, single life, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"
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plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, near miss, near misses, near hit, near hits, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, fear of flying, flight, flights, phobia, phobias, phobic, flying, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, fear, fears, safety, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, air travel, air travelling, fear, fears, fearful, nervous, anxious, anxiousnessAirport Cheerleader
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cheerleader, cheerleaders, cheer, cheering, cheerleading, cheer squad, cheer team, cheerleading team, cheerleading squad, squad, sport, sports, pilot, pilots, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, fly, flying, landing, take off, airport, airports, queue, encouragement, encourage, encouraging, unnecessary, runway, aircraft, aircrafts, aircraft marshall, aircraft marshalling, signals, signal, direct, directing, directions"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."
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air travel, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, airport, airports, flying, flight attendant, flight attendants, flight stewardess, flight stewardesses, air hostess, air hostesses, flying crew, crew, crews, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, landing, landings, crash landing, crash landings, bad landing, bad landings, rough landing, rough landings, bad pilot, bad pilots, can't fly, crash, crunch, cereal, breakfast cereal, cereal character, cereal characters, word play, wordplay"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."
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military, general, generals, armed forces, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, jet, jets, pilot, pilots, airforce, air force, war, wars, battle, battles, havoc, mayhem, bad planning, bad idea, soldier, soldiers, officer, officers, uniform, uniforms, operation plan, combat, presentation, presentations"I don't just stop being your co-pilot when the plane lands, Roger."
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co-pilot, co-pilots, pilot, pilots, love triangle, love triangles, coworker, coworkers, marriage, married, married couple, couple, couples, trio, obsession, obsessed, stalker, break in, bed, bedroom, bedtime, night, night time, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, partner, partners, career, careers, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes"Whether I have five passengers or five hundred, I try to make the same inane announcements."
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plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, pilot, pilots, commercial airline, commercial airlines, air travel, plane travel, announcement, announcements, loudspeaker, loudspeakers, loud speak, loud speakers, lazy, laziness, boring, plane announcement, plane announcements, passenger announcement, passenger announcements, cockpit, cockpits, inane, apathy, apathetic, disinterest, disinterested"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."
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landing, landings, instruction, instructions, instructor, flight instructor, flight instructors, fly, flies, flying, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, pilot, pilots, pilot's license, pilots license, pilot's licence, pilots licnce, training wheels, new, newbie, newbies, learn, learns, learning, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachersCo-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot
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airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplane, air travel, flying, pilot, pilots, co-pilot, co-pilots, copilot, copilots, co-worker, co-workers, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, friend, friends, mate, mates, friendship, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, origami, paper-folding, paper airplane, paper airplanes, paper aeroplane, paper aeroplanes, funny, fool, laughing, smile, smiling, smirk, smirking, childish, childishness, immature, toy, toys, relationship, relationships, fun, having fun at work, cuteUncharted Waters
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uncharted waters, drive, drives, driving, driver, driver's ed, drivers ed, driver's education, boat, boats, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, open sea, beginner, beginners, newbie, newbies, sail, sails, sailing, sailor, sailors, intimidated, intimidate, intimidating, intimidation"Someone must love someone very much indeed."
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pedestrian, pedestrians, pilot, pilots, airplane pilot, airplane pilots, vapour trail, vapour trails, aeroplane pilot, aeroplane pilots, vapor trail, vapor trails, love, in love, romance, romantic, romantics, heart, hearts, heart and flowers, young love, stunt pilot, stunt pilots, condensation trail, condensation trails"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."
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life choices, career choices, big decision, big decisions, bad decision, bad decisions, mistake, mistakes, regret, regrets, regretful, pilot, pilots, commercial pilot, commercial pilots, chimney sweep, chimney sweeps, chimney-sweep, chimney-sweeps, road diverged, paths diverged, social climbing, social climber, social climbers"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."
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airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air travel, flight, flights, flying, passenger, passengers, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, pilot, pilots, airline, airlines, seat, seats, window seat, window seats, you're in my seat, cockpit, cockpits, wrong seat, wrong seats"The tower wants to know our position and our status and which 80s sitcom character we are."
Hitting Saddam Where It Hurts
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violence, violent, war, wars, war in iraq, middle east, armed forces, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, jet, jets, pilot, pilots, airforce, air force, air strike, air strikes, bomb, bombs, bombing, attack, attacks, soldier, soldiers, combat, plan, plans, plan of attack, civilian, civilians, saddam hussein, hussein, saddam, george w. bush, barack obama, obama, bush, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, terrorists, terrorism, war on terror, iraq war, operation iraqui freedom"Your pilot is still de-icing."
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, de-icing, deicing, weather, bad weather, snowstorm, snowstorms, snow, snowing, ice, de-ice, deice, cold, winter, wintertime, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, drunk driving, drunk driver, drunk drivers, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous, risky, delay, delays, delayed"I'll let you out in front of the theatre so you can run ahead and buy the tickets."
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