"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"
My First Boat
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"He built his own airplane from a kit."
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"Mommy's not home. Mommy's on a plane ride with Captain Yummy!"
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"Daddy, tell me a pilot."
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"I just wanted you to hear it from me first, before you read it in the sky."
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"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"
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"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."
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"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."
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"I don't just stop being your co-pilot when the plane lands, Roger."
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"Whether I have five passengers or five hundred, I try to make the same inane announcements."
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"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."
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Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot
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"Someone must love someone very much indeed."
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"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."
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"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."
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"I hope you don't mind changing planes in midair."
"The tower wants to know our position and our status and which 80s sitcom character we are."
Hitting Saddam Where It Hurts
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"Your pilot is still de-icing."
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"I'll let you out in front of the theatre so you can run ahead and buy the tickets."
"And that one shoes my frequent-flier miles.