"Hand me my claw hammer."
"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"
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"And this is where we adjust the interest rate."
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"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"
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"Ceci n'est pas un Magritte."Picture of a pipe.
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"Regular or no-lead?"
"Fredric W. Desbrow & Son, plumbers."
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A pelican with a pipe leading from his large bill to his stomach.
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A plumber pulls cash out from the sewer near a casino.
A man compares how he looks with different tobacco products before deciding a pipe.
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"We can't tell yet if it's a malfunction or a dysfunction."
The Pied Piper of Hamelin keeps time with his pipe while the rats row.
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"Fenton, bring me my pipe, my bowl, and my Nat King Cole records."
"The problem is that your trap is one big macaroni."
The Pied Piper of Hamelin followed by a marching band of mice.
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"It's for you."
"This is going to be kind of a working lunch."
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"Anyhow, Mr. Hefner would like you folks to know he really appreciates the gesture!"
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"Oh, there's your problem—twenty years of resentment at having to do the dishes."
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"Aye, laddie! 'Tis a poor man who has na' heard the pipes!"
A plumber heads down to a basement to find a boy with his finger in the pipe.
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No infrastructure problem here
"A slurry of radioactive high-sulphur antibiotic-resistant carbon, please."
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Along the Manhattan Pipeline