"The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm."
"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."
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"Stand aside, Gruenwald! It's the computer I'm blowing away!"
"We shouldn't have expected a banker to play by the rules."
"You were really great out there!"
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"The public is tiring of unfair attacks."
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"Have you seen my pistol, Honey-bun?"
"Never underestimate the middle class."
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"Two out of three."
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"Have you people got any .38 cartridges?"
"He shouldn't have thrown that snowball before firing."
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Two men stand back-to-back prepared to duel, but one has stabbed the other in the back preemptively
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"You heard the little lady, Mister. She said, 'Don't touch that dial.' "
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"Good morning, everyone!"
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"There goes the Aubusson."
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"No. 319. A long silk-organza halter dress with arabesque crystal beading. With it Clarisse carries an unobtrusive .38 revolver with a handle of cloisonné enamel."
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"One of you will always wonder if this could have been settled differently."
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"I hope I can still count on an endorsement."
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"No need to thank me, Ma'am-I would have murdered him anyways."
"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."
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"Hang on, I think I know what we're doing wrong."
Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel
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"I said, can I borrow one of your pistols?"
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"I don't mind if you come-a- courtin', but lose the sword and pistol."
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"I want my gun to really scream, 'Look out-he's got a gun!'"
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