Pizza Delivery Cartoons

"Woah, woah - just because I'm a sexy pizza delivery guy, does not mean I have sex whenever I deliver a pizza."

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

"We must be in the Italian Alps."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Fax Food

"This is actually quite good. Remember the first time you tried to order pizza?"

Instead of an olive branch, the dove brings a delivery pizza back to Noah's Ark.

"Miss, did you order the small fiery Hawaiian with Fauve influences?"

"Unfortunately, Lance can't be here tonight to accept this award. But it's a thrill and an honor for me to accept it on his behalf on my way over to his place with his small onion and pepperoni."

"One large with pepperoni and mushrooms."

Mugger Awaits Pizza Boy With Rolling Pizza Cutter

"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"I'm not spending another cent on birdseed."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down twenty-two dollars and thirty-seven cents."

Dove of Peace Brings Pizza

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

"I am a golem, but on weekends I do Domino's."

"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."

"No video cameras in the kitchen, but we do allow you to assist in the delivery."

Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle

"Who ordered the krill pizza?"

An emergency vehicle reads "pizza" in reverse on its hood.

Two armed guards remove a pizza from an armored vehicle.

"It's got pineapple on it. You'll have to go to hell."