"Woah, woah - just because I'm a sexy pizza delivery guy, does not mean I have sex whenever I deliver a pizza."
"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."
"We must be in the Italian Alps."
"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."
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"This is actually quite good. Remember the first time you tried to order pizza?"
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Instead of an olive branch, the dove brings a delivery pizza back to Noah's Ark.
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"Miss, did you order the small fiery Hawaiian with Fauve influences?"
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"Unfortunately, Lance can't be here tonight to accept this award. But it's a thrill and an honor for me to accept it on his behalf on my way over to his place with his small onion and pepperoni."
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"One large with pepperoni and mushrooms."
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Mugger Awaits Pizza Boy With Rolling Pizza Cutter
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"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."
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"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."
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"I'm not spending another cent on birdseed."
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down twenty-two dollars and thirty-seven cents."
Dove of Peace Brings Pizza
Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane
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"I am a golem, but on weekends I do Domino's."
"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."
"No video cameras in the kitchen, but we do allow you to assist in the delivery."
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Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle
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"Who ordered the krill pizza?"
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An emergency vehicle reads "pizza" in reverse on its hood.
Two armed guards remove a pizza from an armored vehicle.
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"It's got pineapple on it. You'll have to go to hell."
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