Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.
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Pizza By The Slice
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"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
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Hunting Dog Returns With Pizza, Not Duck
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"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"
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"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."
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Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.
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"I've got everything you've got and more - I just don't feel the need to tell the whole effin world about it"
Pizza, the CD
Coming Soon: Enlightenment and Pizza by the Slice.
"Woah, woah - just because I'm a sexy pizza delivery guy, does not mean I have sex whenever I deliver a pizza."
Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.
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"People don't care what they're eating as long as they're the first ones to eat it."
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"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."
"We must be in the Italian Alps."
Mother bird feeding worm to four chicks in nest who are all yelling for pizza.
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"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."
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"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."
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"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."
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"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."
A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
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In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza
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