Pizzas Cartoons

Pizzas Cartoons

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Pizzas cartoon

"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"

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"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."

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Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.

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Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

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"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

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Mother bird feeding worm to four chicks in nest who are all yelling for pizza.

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Hunting Dog Returns With Pizza, Not Duck

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"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."

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"I am a golem, but on weekends I do Domino's."

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"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."

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Pizza without borders.

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"Where are the cheese sticks?"

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In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

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"Who ordered the krill pizza?"

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"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."

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Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.

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"Be that way, Marilyn. You weren't sneering at me when I was managing your portfolio."

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"Pizza again?"

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"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."

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"It's got pineapple on it. You'll have to go to hell."

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Coal-Fired Pizza

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"Woah, woah - just because I'm a sexy pizza delivery guy, does not mean I have sex whenever I deliver a pizza."

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Skydiving Pizza

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"We must be in the Italian Alps."

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Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"

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