"I have a terrible fear of flying coach."
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economy, economy class, coach, coach class, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, phobia, phobias, aviophobia, aerophobia, fear, fears, irrational fear, irrational fears, plane flight, plane flights, frighten, frightens, frightening, elite, elites, rich, riches, upper class, upper classes, first class, entitled, entitlement"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."
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air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, announcement, announcements, bad sign, maintenance, maintenance crew, problem, problems, fixing, repairing, repair, repairs, safety, apprehension, foreboding, fear, fearful, anxiety, anxious, transportation"Finding myself between a roc and a hard place...,"
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literature, literary, word play, play on words, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, bookstore, book store, bookstores, book stores, travel, travelling, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, sinbad, voyage, voyages, modern, modern life, modern world, airplane, plane, planes, airline, flight, flights, flying"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, delay, delays, delayed, late, inconvenience, voucher, vouchers, service, customer service, death, life, waiting, wait, long waits, redeem, redeemable, courtesy, wasting time, wasted time"I try to do my part."
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recycling, recycle, jet, jets, airplane, private jet, private jets, jet airplane, plane, planes, trash, trashes, rubbish, bin, bins, trashcan, trash can, flying, wealth, wealthy, rich, high society, environmental, environmentalism, eco friendly, eco-friendly, irony, ironic, millionaire, millionaires, billionaire, billionaires, climate, climate change, waste, zero waste, zerowaste, carbon emissions, green house gases, greenhouse gases, reduce, reduce reuse recycle"He built his own airplane from a kit."
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airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, kit, kits, incompetence, hobby, new hobby, new hobbies, aeroplane crash, airplane crash, pilot, pilots, dangerous hobby, dangerous hobbies, model airplane, airplane kit, airplane kits, aeroplane kit, aeroplane kits, plane kit, plane kits, airplane crash, airplane crashes, plane crash, plane crashes, aviator, aviators, aviation, enthusiast, enthusiasts"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."
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passenger, passengers, airline, airlines, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, flight, flights, rebel, rebels, rebelling, air hostess, air hostesses, air steward, air stewardess, air stewardess, cabin crew, cabin crews, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."
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plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, screen, screens, legroom, leg, legs, flight, flights, flying, fly, flies, hostess, air, air hostess, cramped, crowded, full, packed, space, no space, less space, economy, economical, economy class, film, in flight, in flight entertainment, in-flight, modern life, modern world, airline, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, travels, travelling"Mommy's not home. Mommy's on a plane ride with Captain Yummy!"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adultery, dating, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, flight, flights, not home, modern life"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"
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plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, near miss, near misses, near hit, near hits, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, fear of flying, flight, flights, phobia, phobias, phobic, flying, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, fear, fears, safety, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, air travel, air travelling, fear, fears, fearful, nervous, anxious, anxiousnessSpanish Moss is a soft,silver-gray tropical epiphyte that uses tree limbs for mechanical support.
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spanish moss, airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, donations, donate, fundraiser, fundraisers, ridiculous, travel, travelling, epiphytes, epiphyte, plant, plants, flower, flowers, moss, tropical, charity, charities, sign, signs, informational sign"How about air-quality canaries on every flight?"
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management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, bogus, idea, ideas, airline, airlines, airplane, plane, planes, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplane, fly, flying, flight, flights, canary, coal mine, canary in the coal mine, air quality, pollution, pollute, pollutants, useless, uselessness, irony, ironic, dramatic irony"Why is it that the person using the seat belt before me is always thinner than I am?"
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air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, seat belt, seat belts, thin, skinny, body image, weight, overweight, fat, obese, obesity, self-confidence, self-esteem, health, fitness, body shape, out of shape, complaint, complaints, complainingChild on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, kid, kids, child, children, airplane mode, flight mode, technology, turn on, turn off, setting, settings, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, flying with kids, flying with children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, family, families, shirt, shirts, t-shirt, t-shirts, modern lifeA passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, luggage, baggage, bag, bags, lost, lost & found, lost and found, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, problem, problems, customer service, service, modern life, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, traveling, travellingCowboys and cattle traveling on an airplane.
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old west, wild west, western, westerns, mid-west, midwest, regional, cowboy, cowboys, animal, animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, cattle drive, cattle drives, herding cattle, ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, ranger, rangers, farmer, farmers, herding, steer, steers, bull, bulls, air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, cattle car, cattle cars, economy"Folks, today we're going to have perfect weather and some great views of states that are swinging to the Democrats."
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air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveling, travelling, passenger, passengers, announcement, announcements, democrat, democrats, democratic party, swing state, swing states, election, elections, election campaign, election campaigns, voting, voter, voters, vote, votes, american politics, politics, government, governments, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, view, views, political party, political parties"What are the odds? A therapist and his star patient seated next to each other on a fourteen-hour flight? It's like we both just won the lottery!"
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air travel, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, bad luck, unlucky, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, fate"Whether I have five passengers or five hundred, I try to make the same inane announcements."
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plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, pilot, pilots, commercial airline, commercial airlines, air travel, plane travel, announcement, announcements, loudspeaker, loudspeakers, loud speak, loud speakers, lazy, laziness, boring, plane announcement, plane announcements, passenger announcement, passenger announcements, cockpit, cockpits, inane, apathy, apathetic, disinterest, disinterested"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."
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landing, landings, instruction, instructions, instructor, flight instructor, flight instructors, fly, flies, flying, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, pilot, pilots, pilot's license, pilots license, pilot's licence, pilots licnce, training wheels, new, newbie, newbies, learn, learns, learning, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers"I don't know. What do you want to do?"
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air traffic control, air traffic, air traffic controller, air, airplane, aeroplane, plane, planes, jet, jets, chaotic, chaos, disaster, disastrous, lazy, laziness, lazily, slob, slobs, feet up, airport, airports, airport control, safety, safe, incompetent, incompetents, cut out for the job, high pressure job, high pressure jobs, relax, relaxed, stress, stressed, stressful, stressing, stresses, relaxes, relaxing"Now boarding-all the people who pushed their way in front of the people supposed to be boarding."
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queue, queuing, queues, queued, pushing, queue jumping, queue jumped, board, boarding, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplane, steward, stewardess, stewards, stewardesses, passenger, passengers, pushing, pushed, push, airport, airports, board, luggage, bag, bags, wait, waiting, line, waiting in line, order, orders, skip, skip the queue"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."
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forgive, forgives, forgiveness, apology, apologies, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flyer miles, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, comfort, comforts, comforting, airline miles, airline, airlines, airport, airports, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, plane travel, plane travels, marital fight, marital fights, spat, spats, argument, arguments, marital, row, rows, make up, makes up, making up, buy forgiveness, buying forgiveness, bribe, bribes, briberyStained Glass Airplane Window
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monk, monks, church, churches, stained glass, stained glass windows, stained glass window, nervous flyer, nervous flyers, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplane, plane travel, air travel, fear, scared, nervous, commercial airline, commercial airlines, monastery, monasteries, monastic living