Planes Cartoons

"I have a terrible fear of flying coach."

"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."

"Finding myself between a roc and a hard place...,"

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"I try to do my part."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

"Mommy's not home. Mommy's on a plane ride with Captain Yummy!"

"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"

Spanish Moss is a soft,silver-gray tropical epiphyte that uses tree limbs for mechanical support.

"How about air-quality canaries on every flight?"

"Why is it that the person using the seat belt before me is always thinner than I am?"

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

A passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.

Cowboys and cattle traveling on an airplane.

"Folks, today we're going to have perfect weather and some great views of states that are swinging to the Democrats."

"What are the odds? A therapist and his star patient seated next to each other on a fourteen-hour flight? It's like we both just won the lottery!"

"Whether I have five passengers or five hundred, I try to make the same inane announcements."

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

"I don't know. What do you want to do?"

"Now boarding-all the people who pushed their way in front of the people supposed to be boarding."

"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."

Stained Glass Airplane Window