"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"
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"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."
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"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."
"The planet is all wobbly this morning."
"Yuck! Look at all planet lice down there!"
Tags:alien, aliens, spaceship, spaceships, space ship, space ships, planet, planets, ufo, ufos, u.f.o.s, u.f.o., unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, flying saucer, flying saucers, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, seashore, seaside, beach-goer, beach-goers, human, humans, human being, human beings, people, lice, earth, planet earth, yuck, gross, pest, pests, science fiction, sci-fi
"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, old testament, genesis, god, creation story, story of creation, creationism, heaven, earth, planet earth, creator, creators, putting together furniture, furniture assembly, assembling furniture, leftover, leftovers, leftover parts, leftover pieces, assembly part, assembly parts, new furniture, furniture
"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"
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Tags:god, heaven, angel, angels, review, reviewing, reviews, reviewer, reviewers, critic, critics, rate, rating, ratings, earth, planet earth, the world, feedback, positive feedback, four stars, hotel, hotels, commentator, commentators, creation, self review, self reviews, reflect, reflection, reflections, self assessment, self assessments, self appraisal, self appraisals
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
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"All of Earth's problems seem so small up here, compared with the whistling sound Rodriguez makes in his sleep."
Tags:perspective, perspectives, different perspectives, astronaut, astronauts, space station, the space station, international space station, space shuttle, space shuttles, snoring, snorer, snorers, loud snorer, loud snorers, loud snoring, irritation, irritations, annoyance, annoyances, annoying sound, annoying sounds, planet earth, spacemen, spaceman, outer space, in space, outerspace
"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."
"Black holes, quasars, galactic storms, and now those damn space signals from Earth."
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"Hey, this is on me!"
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"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."
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"But can they save themselves?"
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"As far as I'm concerned, we didn't get out a moment too soon."
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"Uh-oh - climate change."
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"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."
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"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."
Tags:science, theory, theories, physics, scientist, scientists, hypothesis, hypotheses, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, heliocentrism, geocentrism, geocentric, heliocentric, solar system, planet, planets, earth, planet earth, sun, revolving, copernicus, galileo, herschel, innovation, discovery, discoveries, history, historical, universe, studying, observing, observation
A dog fetches planet earth for God.
"Maybe things would have turned out better if I'd put in a whole week."
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"We've completely taken over Earth's political systems, profoundly altered its ecology in our favor, and—outside of a few nutcases—all of its inhabitants refuse to admit we even exist!"
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Tags:frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, monster, doctor frankenstein, solar, solar power, renewable, renewables, environment, environmental, environmentalism, climate, climates, climate change, tech, technology, panel, panels, renewable energies, renewable energy, sun, sunshine, sunlight, solar powered, efficiency, earth, planet earth, steward, stewardship