Rejected State Flowers
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state flower, state flowers, flower, flowers, state identity, state identities, floral emblem, floral emblems, flower emblem, flower emblems, plant, plants, venus fly trap, local flora, flora, plant life, plant-life, specialty flower, rejection, rejections, state, states, state emblem, state emblems"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."
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business, businesswoman, businesswomen, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, plant, plants, plant lady, plant ladies, houseplant, houseplants, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening, vine, vines, bush, bushes, grass, decoration, decor, woman, women, green thumb"Careful—some of our children's firearms are manufactured in plants that also process nuts and nut products."
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gun store, gun stores, gun shop, gun shops, gun dealer, gun dealers, arms dealer, arms dealers, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun safety, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, allergy, allergies, allergen, allergens, nut, nuts, nut allergy, nut allergies, nut products, plant, plants, factory, factories, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, pink, colourful, colorful, manufactured, politics, government, government, safety, health, regulations, regulation, law, laws, firearm safety, strict"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
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vegetable, vegetables, veggies, lettuce, head of lettuce, cabbage, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, agriculture, crop, crops, growing crops, garden, gardening, gardener, gardeners, plant, plants, growing, raising, compost, dirt, manure, fertiliser, kid, kids, child, children, young, younger, old, older, adult, adults, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, language, word play, wordplay"What the hell do you want? You know this is my busiest day, Mother!"
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florist, florists, flower shop, flower shops, flower store, flower stores, flower, flowers, plant, plants, mother's day, holiday, holidays, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, adult kids, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, busy, too busy, busiest day, angry, anger, upset, distracting, frustrated, relationship, relationships, son, sons"I thought you said it wouldn't need much attention."
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plant, plants, houseplant, houseplants, cactus, cacti, cactuses, green fingers, green thumb, brown thumb, brown fingers, garderner, gardeners, plant lover, plant lovers, low-maintenance, low-maintenance plant, low-maintenance plants, walking plants, walking plant, carnivorous plant, carnivorous plants, man-eating plant, man-eating plants, fleeing, flee, run away, disaster, gardening disaster, houseplant disaster, triffid, triffids, day of the triffidsSpanish Moss is a soft,silver-gray tropical epiphyte that uses tree limbs for mechanical support.
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spanish moss, airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, donations, donate, fundraiser, fundraisers, ridiculous, travel, travelling, epiphytes, epiphyte, plant, plants, flower, flowers, moss, tropical, charity, charities, sign, signs, informational signFailures.
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failing, failure, failures, pavlov, experiment, experiments, behavior, behaviour, classical conditioning, conditioning, animal, animals, pet, pets, cat, cats, bird, birds, plant, plants, houseplant, houseplants"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, woman, women, plant, plants, herb, herbs, ancient, celebrating, link, links, relationship, relationships, connection, connections, academic, academics, environment, nature, gardening, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, botany, botanist, botanists, plant lady, plant ladiesSunflowers wearing sunglasses
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plant, plants, flower, flowers, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, sunflower, sunflowers, sunglasses, sunglasses, eye protection, fashion, style, photosynthesis, botany, botanist, botanists, biology, science, nature, visual gag, visual gags, visual joke, visual jokes, word play, wordplay"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"
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tree, trees, photosynthesis, expel, oxygen, breathe, breathing, breath, forest, forests, wood, woods, gross, perspective, yucky, o2, inhaling, inhale, perspectives, different, biologist, biologists, botanist, botanists, botany, plant, plants, plant life, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, grossout, grossing out, farts, gas, gases, gaseousThe Last Days of a Hydrangea
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hydrangea, hydrangeas, flower, flowers, horticulture, stages of grief, grief, gardening, gardener, five stages of grief, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, accept, accepting, denying, angry, angers, bargains, depressed, plant, plants, planting, grieving, minor, insignificant, over the top, ott, overreaction, over reaction, overreact, over react"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."
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garden, gardening, plant, plants, landscaping, mutant, mutation, mutates, mutated, raise, grown, grew, watered, whack it, head, teeth, monster, monsters, plant monster, blame, blaming, dealing, dealing with, sort it out, fair, fairness, what goes around comes around, your problem, problem, problems, danger, dangerous, absurd, absurdity"Waitress's Day Off""
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restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, customer service, service, day-off, days-off, day off, days, off, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, housework, household chore, household chores, chore, chores, plant, plants, flower, flowers, houseplant, houseplants, watering, gardening, habit, habits, habitual, unbreakable habit, unbreakable habits, talking to plants"After your tomato plants, you have nothing left over for me."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, tomato, tomatoes, tomato plant, tomato plants, plant, plants, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, care, caring, energy, no energy, emotion, emotions, feeling, feelings, drained, leftover, left over, nothing"I'd better bring in my plants."
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russia, russian, russians, blizzard, blizzards, winter, winters, wintry weather, snow, snows, snowing, bad weather, houseplant, houseplants, plant, plants, plant care, green thumb, green thumbs, gardener, gardeners, gardening, storm, storms, storming, freeze, freezes, freezing, cold snap, cold snaps, inconvenience, inconveniences"It's time to split the Hosta funkia!"
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divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcees, marriage, married, split, split up, break-up, break-ups, hosta, hostas, hosta funkia, plant, plants, splitting assets, assets, plantain lilies, plantain lily, breaking up, break up, splitting up, sharing out, dividing, horticulture, dividing hosta, houseplant, houseplants, spouse, spouses"The euonymus likes partial shade and does equally well under Republican and Democratic Administrations."
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plant, plants, salesman, salesmen, raising plants, growing plants, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, partial shade, politics, political party, political parties, administration, administrations, democratic party, democrat, democrats, republican party, republican, republicans, political spectrum, american politics, government, governments, american government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., equal, equally, apolitical, euonymus"Lift your stems."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, cleaning, housecleaning, housework, chore, chores, vacuum, vacuuming, vacuums, move, feet, lift, stem, stems, root, roots, plant, plants, planting, couch potato, couch potatoes, insult, insults, planted, rooted, chair, chairs, armchair, armchairs, not moving