Rejected State Flowers
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"I'm allergic to the sun."
"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."
Tags:business, businesswoman, businesswomen, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, plant, plants, plant lady, plant ladies, houseplant, houseplants, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening, vine, vines, bush, bushes, grass, decoration, decor, woman, women, green thumb
"Careful—some of our children's firearms are manufactured in plants that also process nuts and nut products."
Tags:gun store, gun stores, gun shop, gun shops, gun dealer, gun dealers, arms dealer, arms dealers, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun safety, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, allergy, allergies, allergen, allergens, nut, nuts, nut allergy, nut allergies, nut products, plant, plants, factory, factories, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, pink, colourful, colorful, manufactured, politics, government, government, safety, health, regulations, regulation, law, laws, firearm safety, strict
"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
Tags:vegetable, vegetables, veggies, lettuce, head of lettuce, cabbage, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, agriculture, crop, crops, growing crops, garden, gardening, gardener, gardeners, plant, plants, growing, raising, compost, dirt, manure, fertiliser, kid, kids, child, children, young, younger, old, older, adults, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, language, word play, wordplay
"What the hell do you want? You know this is my busiest day, Mother!"
Tags:florist, florists, flower shop, flower shops, flower store, flower stores, flower, flowers, plant, plants, mother's day, holiday, holidays, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, adult kids, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, busy, too busy, busiest day, angry, anger, upset, distracting, frustrated, relationship, relationships, son, sons
"I thought you said it wouldn't need much attention."
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Spanish Moss is a soft,silver-gray tropical epiphyte that uses tree limbs for mechanical support.
Annuals - Perennials - Eternals
"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, woman, women, plant, plants, herb, herbs, ancient, celebrating, link, links, relationship, relationships, connection, connections, academic, academics, environment, nature, gardening, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, botany, botanist, botanists, plant lady, plant ladies
Sunflowers wearing sunglasses
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"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"
Tags:tree, trees, photosynthesis, expel, oxygen, breathe, breathing, breath, forest, forests, wood, woods, gross, perspective, yucky, o2, inhaling, inhale, perspectives, different, biologist, biologists, botanist, botanists, botany, plant, plants, plant life, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, grossout, grossing out, farts, gas, gases, gaseous
The Last Days of a Hydrangea
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"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."
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"Waitress's Day Off""
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"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
"After your tomato plants, you have nothing left over for me."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, tomato, tomatoes, tomato plant, tomato plants, plant, plants, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, care, caring, energy, no energy, emotion, emotions, feeling, feelings, drained, leftover, left over, nothing
"Well, I'll be darned. There's a really nice hardwood floor under here."
"I'd better bring in my plants."
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"It's time to split the Hosta funkia!"
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"The euonymus likes partial shade and does equally well under Republican and Democratic Administrations."
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The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional
"Lift your stems."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, cleaning, housecleaning, housework, chore, chores, vacuum, vacuuming, vacuums, move, feet, lift, stem, stems, root, roots, plant, plants, planting, couch potato, couch potatoes, insult, insults, planted, rooted, chair, chairs, armchair, armchairs, not moving