"Ask yourself, 'Does it make me a better clown?'"
"If there is plastic on your tray, recycle it."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, recycle, recycling, three r's, plastic, tray, trays, reduce waste, reducing waste, garbage, rubbish, trash, throw away, environmentally friendly, eco-friendly, environment, environmental, nature, tree-hugger, tree-huggers, saving the environment, reminding, reminder, reminders
Where The Ecologically Correct Meets The Pathologically Frugal
"Instead of plastic garbage bags, I thought we could try these earth-friendly canvas totes."
Tags:cosa nostra, sicilian, sicily, interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, kid, kids, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts, clash, clashing, gangster, gangsters, polite, politely, caring, environmental, environmentally friendly, environmentalism, environmentalist, environment, global warming, eco friendly, eco-friendly, ecological, plastic, plastics, grave, graves
"She's had so much done she's not even biodegradable."
Tags:gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, girl talk, women, woman, jealous, jealousy, talking trash, talking smack, smack talk, trash talk, trash talking, plastic, implants, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, unnatural, biodegradable, rude, cocktail party, cocktail parties, friend, friends, social, mean, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, middle age, middle aged, age, aging, ageing
Aisle 4 Water
"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."
Tags:botox injection, botox injections, hollywood, award, awards, award ceremony, award ceremonies, plastic, plastic surgery, plastic surgeons, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, superficial, superficiality, actress, actresses, look young, looks young, looking young, youthful, plastic surgeries, glamour, glamor
"We'll be paying for the prairie, the forests, and the streams with this credit card, which is just as good as—if not better than—trinkets."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, modern, modernity, finance, finances, credit, credit score, america, american, american history, native american, native americans, trinket, trinkets, plastic, culture, culture clash, clashed, clashes, play on words, word play
"I'm very domestic. I bottle my own water."
Tags:domestic, domesticated, do it yourself, diy, bottled water, plastic, plastic bottles, reusable bottle, reusable bottles, reusable container, reusable containers, sarcastic, sarcasm, picnic, picnics, home, family, house, household, domestic worker, domestic workers, recycle, recycling, irony, ironic, paradox
"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"
Tags:religion, religious, christianity, christian, christians, catholic, catholics, catholicism, roman catholics, roman catholic, roman catholicism, pope, popes, holiness, papal, papal vestments, clothes, clothing, rain gear, rain wear, water-proof, waterproof, plastic, weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, rain, raining, rainy, butler, butlers, assistant, assistants, server, servers, speech, speech, public address, public addresses, vatican, rome, italy, papal address, papal addresses, st. peter's basilica, dress for the weather, dressing for the weather, weather-appropriate clothing, weather-appropriate attire
"Paper or plastic?"
Tags:robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, bank, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, paper, paper money, plastic, credit, card, cards
"Plastic man can steal anybody's girlfriend."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, super, supers, super power, super powers, girlfriends, dump, dumped, reject, rejection, rejections, plastic, drown your sorrows, drowning you sorrows, inadequate, inadequacy, plastics, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations
"All of our plastic utensils are manufactured locally."
Tags:plastic, plastics, plastic utensils, cutlery, local, local manufacturer, local manufacturers, local manufacturing, local food, local foods, locally sourced, source, sources, sourcing, pollution, pollute, pollutes, polluting, slow food, slow food movement, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentally friendly, local manufacturer, local manufacturers
"I can tell it's new because it's alive."
Tags:houseplant, house plant, plant, plants, green thumb, green thumbs, water, waters, watering, house sitter, house sitters, house sitting, housesitter, housesitters, housesitting, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening, brown thumb, plant care, home economics, homemaker, homemakers, tlc, rubber plant, fake plant, fake plants, plastic, care, caring, plant care, plantcare
Refuse Point: Confused and Unsure
Tags:garbage, rubbish, litter, trash, bin, bins, disposal, waste collection, garbage collection, waste disposal, garbage disposal, recycling, recycling point, recycled, recycle, recycles, recycling point, recycling points, plastic, paper, recyclable, recyclables, going green, landfill, plastics, cardboard, trash, trash can, trash cans, confusion, confused, confusing
"But if they're banned, where will I find poetry in the unexpected?"
Tags:poet, poets, poetry, poem, poems, plastic bag, plastic bags, plastic, bag, bags, juan olivarez, whimsy, whimsical, whimsies, plastic ban, plastic bans, single use plastic, single use plastics, single-use plastic, single-use plastics, unexpected, unexpectedness, literary figure, literary figures
"Mon courrier va se perdre..."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, mail, post, message, messages, bottle, message in a bottle, lost, lose, off course, astray, stuck, plastic, plastics, ocean, oceans, litter, littering, plastic island, plastic islands, waste, non-disposable waste, landfill, non-biodegradable, global warming, environmental problems
"This is your captain speaking, everyone relax. It's not an iceberg, it's plastic."
Tags:titanic, iceberg, icebergs, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, plastic, plastics, facsimile, facsimiles, fake, fakes, calm, calms, calm down, calms down, calming down, cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruise ships, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, quell, quells, quelling, fear, fears, lookalike, lookalikes, ocean liner, ocean liners
"It's no use, chief. I heard it takes like 200 years for those things to break down."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, police interrogation, police interrogations, interrogation, interrogations, police interview, police interviews, interrogation room, interrogation rooms, plastic, plastics, biodegradable, non-biodegradable, plastic pollution, pun, puns, play on words, word play
"She's all plastic."
"She's all plastic."
"Cut down on plastics."
A confused bee flies around artificial flowers.