Dr. M.J. Pilkington Cosmetic Surgeon
"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
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"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."
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How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk
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"We could reshape your nose with conventional surgery, but I'm going to suggest something radical."
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"Would you like to take your old face?"
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"I love your body - where did you get it?"
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"She's had work."
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"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."
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Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.
"This is the beak I was born with and it's the beak I'll die with."
"She's had so much done she's not even biodegradable."
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"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."
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"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."
"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."
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"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."
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"Have you thought about a boob job?"
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"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."
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"She's had so much work done that she's starting to look like her mother."
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"It cost a bundle, but I can't tell you how much better I feel about myself."
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Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.
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The Show-Stopping Musical Tribute to Cosmetic Surgery.
"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"
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