"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."
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environment, environmental, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, barren, wasteland, wastelands, global warming, climate change, word play, play on words, baby boomer, baby boomers, nature, green, recycle, recycling, greenhouse gases, carbon, carbon footprint, green house gases, greenhouse effect, carbon emissions, emissions, extinction event, extinction, extinct, critic, critical, critique, critics, critically'Oxymoron'
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pun, puns, word play, play on words, linguistic, linguistics, language, languages, language joke, oxymoron, oxen, ox, cow, cows, cattle, animal, animals, farm, farming, moron, morons, explanation, explanatory, explanatory joke, stupidity, stupid, idiot, idiocy"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."
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federal, fed, federacy, federation, federals, feds, federal reserve, federal reserves, federal reserve board, board, bards, bureau, bureaus, bureacracy, bureaucrat, bureaucratic, familiar, familiarity, reception, receptionist, receptionists, modern, modern world, modern life, word play, play on words, nicknames, nick name, nickname, nick names, dating, date, dates, communication, communicate, communicating, work, working, worker, employ, employed, employment, job, jobs"On the other hand, it may bring in more visitors."
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cleavage, division, split, separation, mountains, mountain, hike, hiker, hikers, national park, national parks, play on words, word play, park, parks, outdoors, outdoor, nature, woods, forests, forest, sex appeal, breast, head in the gutter, get your head out of the gutter, homonym, homonyms, create interest, marketing, name change, name changes, creating interest, generate interest, generating interest, marketing company, marketing companies"Finding myself between a roc and a hard place...,"
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literature, literary, word play, play on words, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, bookstore, book store, bookstores, book stores, travel, travelling, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, sinbad, voyage, voyages, modern, modern life, modern world, airplane, plane, planes, airline, flight, flights, flying"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."
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rabbit, rabbits, science, scientist, scientists, scientific, professor, laboratory, lab, biology, physics, chemistry, lab coat, academic, academics, research, researchers, post doc, post doctoral, phd, doctorate, doctoral, post grad, graduate, research grant, grants, research project, research assignments, word play, play on words"No, I'm Moby Fred, but I'll be glad to take a message."
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literature, literary, word play, play on words, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, bookstore, book store, bookstores, book stores, wrong number, phone, phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, dial, dialled, take a message, white whale, moby dick"Welcome to the after-party."
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hell, hellish, underworld, the underworld, death, dead, dying, devil, devils, demon, demons, the devil, religion, religious, religious imagery, imagery, christian, christian ideals, party, parties, after party, after-party, age, ageing, aged, play on words, word play, word-play, afterlife, after life, sins, consequences, vice, vices"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."
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myth, myths, legend, legends, pirate, pirates, long john silver, treasure island, literature, robert louis stevenson, book, books, fictional character, fictional characters, arr, math, maths, mathematics, area of a circle, pi, π, r, radius, area, circle, circles, equation, equations, formula, formulas, wordplay, word play, play on words, cliche, cliches, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, education, school, schools, schooling, teacher, teachers, student, students, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, math teacher, math teachers, math class, math classes"Polly want to abandon speaking of herself in the third person."
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worms, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, linguistic, linguistics, language, speech, speak, speaking, parrot, parrots, third person, 3rd, 3rd person, pov, point of view, polly wants aMegadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'
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religion, religious, archbishop, archbishops, bishop, bishops, music, metal, heavy metal, rock, musician, musicians, band, bands, celebrity, celebrities, celeb, celebs, famous people, rock group, rock groups, rock band, rock bands, amp, amps, amplifier, amplifiers, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, literature, book, books, novel, novels, wordplay, word play, play on words"I told you not to order the Zamboni."
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ice, ice cleaner, ice resurfacer, ice skating, ice skate, ice rink, ice hockey, ice hockey rink, hockey, italian, food, foods, restaurant, restaurants, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, couple, couples, bad idea, word play, play on words, accident, misspoke, control freak, control freaks, nag, naggingMarkets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen
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stocks, stock, stocks and shares, share, shares, invest, investing, investment, invested, investment banking, stock market, the market, market, markets, bond, bonds, premium bonds, stock exchange, exchange, broker, brokers, stock broker, brokerage, economics, economically, playing the market, austen, jane austen, regency, regency england, england, english literature, writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."
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life insurance, insurance, insurance broker, brokers, insurance brokers, sales, salesman, salesmen, sleazy, sleaze, fulfilment, pilgrim, pilgrimage, pilgrims, word play, play on words, word, words, enlighten, enlightenment, seeking enlightenment, mountain, mountains, guru, gurus, travelling salesman, market, marketingAn angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".
"Please have a seat. Mr. Thorndyke will be back shortly."
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spaced out, spaced, distract, distracted, distraction, distractions, miles away, zoned out, zone out, daydream, daydreaming, brain dead, braindead, exec, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, business, big business, boss, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, stress, stressed, concentrate, concentration, first impressions, present, presence, physical, mental, not quite there, tune out, paying attention, attention, pay attention, greetings, greeting, workaholic, work life balance, breakdown, stressed, modern life, working life, corporate, word play, play on words, word, words"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."
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hollywood, creative, creatives, compromise, compromising, management, managing, compose, composers, word play, play on words, producer, producers, executive, executives, executive, manage, managers, agent, agents, businesses, expert, experts, cynical, upstart, upstarts"Globally warm enough for you, buddy?"
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environment, environmental, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, barren, wasteland, wastelands, global warming, climate change, word play, play on words, baby boomer, baby boomers, nature, green, recycle, recycling, greenhouse gases, carbon, carbon footprint, green house gases, greenhouse effect, carbon emissions, emissions, extinction event, extinction, extinct, critic, critical, critique, critics, critically, bar, bars, barfly, bar fly, bartender, bartenders"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
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word play, play on words, irony, ironic, police, policeman, police man, police officer, officer, officers, road, roads, highway, highways, interstate, inter state, drive, driving, drives, driven, drove, speed, speeding, speeding ticket, ticket, tickets, pulled over, pull over, motorcycle cop, motorbike cop, cop, cops, sports car, sports cars, sportscar, deadpan, dead pan, sarcasm, sarcastic, bad idea, bad ideas, highway patrol, moving violation, moving violations"Mr. Total Recall"
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memory, remember, remembered, good memory, perfect memory, photographic, photographic memory, forget, forgetful, never forgets, never forget, introduction, old friends, reunion, reunions, old friend, pun, puns, play on words, word play, pop culture, pop, culture, reference, references, referential, film, films, movie, movies, classic cinema, cinema, literal, literal joke, literally, literal humor, literal humour, nice to meet you, meeting, meets, meet, men"My novel is not a doorstop!"
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, heh, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, book, big book, long book, longread, long read, doorstop, respect"Now, whaddaya say we chase some cars."
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chase, chased, chases, chasing, chasing cars, car chasing, car chaser, dog, dogs, small dog, small dogs, classic, classics, classic car, classic cars, mustang, mustangs, driving, driver, drive, drives, epic, experience, experiences, old school cool, old school, cool, play on words, stereotype, word play, word-play