Play On Words Cartoons

"You're cut out for this job."

"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."

'Oxymoron'

"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."

"On the other hand, it may bring in more visitors."

"Finding myself between a roc and a hard place...,"

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"No, I'm Moby Fred, but I'll be glad to take a message."

"Welcome to the after-party."

"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."

"Polly want to abandon speaking of herself in the third person."

Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'

"No, no! I mean I'm on line."

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

"Please have a seat. Mr. Thorndyke will be back shortly."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Globally warm enough for you, buddy?"

"Mr. Total Recall"

"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"

"Try to think outside the bowl."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Now, whaddaya say we chase some cars."