"I'm not much of a baseball-strike fan. I'm more of a hockey-strike fan."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, sport, sports, hockey, baseball, strike, strikes, striking, fan, fans, player, players, athlete, athletes, management, lockout, lockouts, labor relations, labour relations, union, unions, collective bargaining, labour dispute, labor disputes, league, leagues, team, teams, labor negotiations, labour negotiations"Good arm."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, ball, throwing, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, baseball, compliment, compliments, complimenting, sport, sports, player, players, athlete, athletes"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, sport, sports, baseball, player, players, athlete, athletes, frisbee, game, games, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, catching, catch, catcher, catchersThe Death Penalty Box
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sport, sports, hockey, ice hockey, player, players, athlete, athletes, penalty, penalties, penalty box, penalty boxes, ref, refs, referee, referees, official, officials, death, harsh, death penalty, execution, executions, capital punishment, punishments, rule, rules, electric chair, electric chairs, word play, wordplay, black humor, black humour, dark humour, dark humor, sportsmanship, breaking the rulesOn the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy
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player, players, football, american football, sport, sports, envy, envious, athlete, athletes, athletic, athletics, tackle, tackled, magazine, magazines, vanity, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, professional athlete, professional athletes, jealous, jealousy, fame, competitive, competitionA statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.
"Don't sweat it. That's Little League—your dad comes, you choke."
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sport, sports, baseball, player, players, athlete, athletes, team, teams, league, leagues, sports league, sports leagues, little, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, watching, pressure, choke, choke under pressure, sweat, sweating, worried, anxious, nervous, anxiety, stress, stressful, fear of failure, psychology, psychological"Daddy promises he'll be there the next time you kick butt, honey."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, sport, sports, tennis, playing tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, match, matches, game, games, missing out, missed, missing, promise, promises, promising, businessman, businessmen, working, work, job, jobs, career, careers, next time, absent father, absent fathers"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."
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sport, sports, athlete, athletes, athletics, player, players, football, american football, football player, football players, college football, decision, decisions, decide, professional, pro, go pro, turn pro, professional football, pro football, league, leagues, football league, football leagues, student, students, college student, college students, rehab, rehabilitation, medical, medicine, drug, drug abuse, drug addict, drug addicts, drug addiction, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, directly"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"
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husband, wife, partner, spouse, husbands, wives, spouses, partners, robbery, rob, robbing, stealing, theft, thieving, complicit, helping, music, accordian, musician, annoying, loud, accordians, player, accordian player, players, annoys, annoy, help, helping, helper, selective, select, secret, peeve, pet peeve, secrets, secretive, frustration, frustrations"That Timmy's a real trouper-he's playing with a sprained ankle and head lice."
"Have you heard the news? Ben & Jerry's is turning pro."
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sport, sports, news, news, ice cream, icecream, ice creams, icecreams, cow, cows, bovine, bovines, dairy, dairies, professional, professionals, personified, personification, consumerism, consumerist, food, foods, player, players, sign, signed"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"
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dugout, dugouts, high five, high fives, baseball, baseball team, baseball teams, baseball player, baseball players, player, players, beat up, beats up, beating up, beaten up, loser, losers, insult, insults, insulting, sportsmanship, bad sportsmanship, bad loser, bad losers, blame, blames, blaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."
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agent, agents, sports agent, sports agents, percentage, percentages, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, player, players, representative, representatives, greed, greedy, greediness, give it your all, giving it your all, effort, efforts, money, 110%, fee, fees, bilk, bilks, bilking, overcharge, overcharges, overcharging, surcharge, surcharges, hidden fee, hidden fees, hidden cost, hidden costs"Yours!" "Yours!"
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kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, infant, infants, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, sport, sports, tennis, player, players, playing, pairs, doubles, serving, passing, taking turns, yours, crawling, modern life"And now, before we adjourn, Ms. Hunnicutt will announce the meeting's M.V.P."
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business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, meeting, meetings, office, offices, office life, adjourn, adjourning, announce, announcement, announcements, executive, executives, manager, managers, sport, sports, player, players, manager, managers, mvp, m.v.p., most valuable player, most valuable players, mvps, m.v.p.s, award, awards, reward, rewards, jargon, morale, modern life"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."
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sport, sports, tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, winner, winners, winning, loser, losers, losing, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, net, nets, jumping, jumping over, accident, accidents, bad timing, forgetful, bad memory, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb, stupid, sportsmanship"It's the bottom of the ninth, with two outs and bases loaded, and you're in the batter's box doing situps for some reason."
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sport, sports, fan, fans, baseball, player, players, athlete, athletes, bottom of the ninth, ninth inning, ninth innings, outs, bases loaded, batter, batters, batter's box, sit-up, sit-ups, situp, situps, gym, gyms, fitness club, fitness clubs, health club, health clubs, fitness centre, fitness centres, fitness center, fitness centers, exercise, fitness, exercising, working out, personal trainer, personal trainers, trainer, trainers, personal training, training, motivation, motivating"It looks fine to me, too."
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sport, sports, football, american football, canadian football, football players, football players, player, players, athlete, athletes, ball, deflate, deflated, damaged, head, heads, concussion, concussions, head injury, head injuries, injury, injuries, safety, protection, prevention, helmet, helmets, protective gear, safety gear, denial, brush-off, nonacceptance, dismissing, professional football, football league, football leagues, league, leagues, football team, football teams, player safety, player health, college, colleges, college football, high school, high schools, high school football, dangerous, risky, deflategate"But what if the guy in the bleachers is right? What if I do suck?"
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sport, sports, football, american football, player, players, athlete, athletes, professional, game, games, playing, mental health, psychology, self-esteem, self-confidence, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, fan, fans, questioning, insult, insults, bleacher, bleachers, suck"And that's the absolute biggest Ping-Pong player you could find?"
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military, general, generals, secret weapon, secret weapons, weapon, weapons, supersized, oversized, sport, sports, ping-pong, table tennis, player, players, big, large, giant, military operation, military operations, disappointed, disappointment, military strategy, military strategies, secret mission, secret missions