"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"
"I'm not much of a baseball-strike fan. I'm more of a hockey-strike fan."
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A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.
"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."
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The Death Penalty Box
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On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy
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A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.
"Don't sweat it. That's Little League—your dad comes, you choke."
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"Daddy promises he'll be there the next time you kick butt, honey."
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"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."
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"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"
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"That Timmy's a real trouper-he's playing with a sprained ankle and head lice."
"Have you heard the news? Ben & Jerry's is turning pro."
"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"
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"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."
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"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"
"And now, before we adjourn, Ms. Hunnicutt will announce the meeting's M.V.P."
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"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."
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"It's the bottom of the ninth, with two outs and bases loaded, and you're in the batter's box doing situps for some reason."
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"It looks fine to me, too."
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"But what if the guy in the bleachers is right? What if I do suck?"
"And that's the absolute biggest Ping-Pong player you could find?"
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