Players Cartoons

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

"I'm not much of a baseball-strike fan. I'm more of a hockey-strike fan."

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

The Death Penalty Box

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.

"Don't sweat it. That's Little League—your dad comes, you choke."

"Daddy promises he'll be there the next time you kick butt, honey."

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"

"That Timmy's a real trouper-he's playing with a sprained ankle and head lice."

"Have you heard the news? Ben & Jerry's is turning pro."

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."

"Yours!" "Yours!"

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"And now, before we adjourn, Ms. Hunnicutt will announce the meeting's M.V.P."

"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."

"It's the bottom of the ninth, with two outs and bases loaded, and you're in the batter's box doing situps for some reason."

"It looks fine to me, too."

Spring Training

"But what if the guy in the bleachers is right? What if I do suck?"

"And that's the absolute biggest Ping-Pong player you could find?"