"I'm not even away! The audacity!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, mouse, mice, rat, rats, fun, play, playing, playground, playgrounds, slide, slides, swing, swings, swing set, swing sets, saxophone, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, angry, upset, audacity, rude, word play, wordplay, when the cat's away
"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."
Tags:taunt, taunts, taunting, coward, cowards, cowardly, phobia, phobias, phobic, scaredy cat, scaredy cats, fraidy cat, fraidy cats, playground, playgrounds, recess, insult, insults, immature, immaturity, terminology, politically correct, political correctness, preferred term, preferred terms, fear of heights, acrophobia, acrophobic, excuse, excuses
Going to the Park
"Don't be scared, David! Mommy's here with your crumb of validation."
Tags:park, parks, slide, slides, playground, playgrounds, play ground, play grounds, play-ground, play-grounds, childhood, childhoods, kid, kids, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family life, validation, validations, parenting style, parenting styles, parenthood, parenthoods, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, modern families, insecurity, insecurities, child raising, childraising, child-raising, childrearing, child-rearing, child rearing
"Recess does things to a man."
"Oh dear Lord no! There had to have been another way!"
"This is Donovan. He's pretty sure he's gay, too."
"You know kids love boundaries, Dad."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, kid, kids, childhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, son, sons, boundaries, set boundaries, setting boundaries, play ground, play grounds, playgrounds, playground, play park, play parks, playparks, playpark, swing, swings, swingset, swingsets, play, playing, fathers and sons, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, childish behaviour, jump, jumping
Tags:newtons cradle, newton's cradle, newtons cradles, newton's cradles, issac newton, sir issac newton, swing, swings, swingset, swingsets, kid, kids, child, childhood, play, playing, physics, playground, playgrounds, playpark, playparks, play park, play parks, park, parks, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, conservation of energy, momentum, conservation of energy and momentum, newtons balls, newton's balls, executive ball clicker, executive ball clickers, laws of motion, third law of motion, 3rd law of motion
"We liked it--it's one of those kids' movies that's also good for stupid adults."
Tags:movies, movie, film, films, cinema, cinemas, children's movie, children's film, children's movies, kids' movie, kids' movies, cartoons, entertainment, family movie, family movies, family film, family films, movie review, movie reviews, movie critic, movie critics, critic, critics, criticism, movie review, movie reviews, film review, film reviews, playground, playgrounds, playground conversation, parents, parenting, parental conversation
"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."
"My parents decriminalized sugar."
Tags:sugar, sugar-free, healthy, healthy lifestyle, health lifestyles, ice cream, ice cream truck, ice cream trucks, decriminalize, decriminalizes, decriminalizing, decriminalization, decriminalise, decriminalises, decriminalising, decreminalisation, marijuana, weed, forbid, forbids, forbidding, forbidden, strict, strict diet, strict diets, break your diet, breaking your diet, new age, new age parent, new age parents, playground, playgrounds, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, ease up, eases up, easing up
Tags:child, children, kid, kids, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, childcare, child care, nanny, nannies, bored, boredom, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, sandbox, playground, playgrounds, modern life, communication, modern communication, communication methods, phone addiction, bad parent, bad mother, bad parenting
"My mom and dad are still very sharp."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, sharp, quick-witted, smart, intelligent, perceptive, senility, old, elderly, old people, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, playground, playgrounds, park, parks, recess
"That's my little brother. He's all messed up on Skittles and Mountain Dew."
Tags:sugar, sweet, sweets, candy, candies, soda, sodas, cola, colas, pop, sugary drink, sugary drinks, sweetened drink, sweetened drinks, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity, drug, drug addiction, drug addict, drug addicts, junkie, junkies, drug dependence, drug dependency, child, children, playground, junk food, fast food, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietiticians, dietitian, dietitians, healthy eating, sugar rush, sugar rushes
"This is my friend Robert Shapiro, except he's not the real Robert Shapiro."
Tags:same name, same names, robert shapiro, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, celebrity lawyer, celebrity lawyers, playground, playgrounds, celebrity, celebrities, famous, fame, introduce, introduces, introduction, introductions, celebrity trial, celebrity trials
"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."
Real World Hopscotch
"Be careful what you say. She's never been to Europe."
Tags:child, children, childhood, kid, kids, play, playing, playground, playgrounds, school, schoolyard, schoolyards, recess, playtime, schoolgirl, schoolgirls, bully, bullies, culture, cultures, uncultured, travel, experience, experiences, judgement, judgemental, pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, stuck up
"Forward and backward, not up and down!"
Tags:child, children, kid, kids, boy, boys, girl, girls, play, playing, playground, playgrounds, park, parks, swing, swings, swinging, playset, playsets, play set, play set, playing outside, up, down, forward, backward, bounce, bouncing, doing it wrong, wrong way, confused, confusion, creative, creativity, innovation
"Sorry, kid, but this is the corporate ladder."
A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.
Tags:park, parks, playground, playgrounds, sandbox, sandboxes, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, lost, traveler, traveler, travellers, travellers, crawling, dying, thirst, thirsty, dehydrated, dehydration, kid, kids, child, children, playing, pretending, make-believe, pretend, acting, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family, families