"I'm not even away! The audacity!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, mouse, mice, rat, rats, fun, play, playing, playground, playgrounds, slide, slides, swing, swings, swing set, swing sets, saxophone, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, angry, upset, audacity, rude, word play, wordplay, when the cat's away"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."
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taunt, taunts, taunting, coward, cowards, cowardly, phobia, phobias, phobic, scaredy cat, scaredy cats, fraidy cat, fraidy cats, playground, playgrounds, recess, insult, insults, immature, immaturity, terminology, politically correct, political correctness, preferred term, preferred terms, fear of heights, acrophobia, acrophobic, excuse, excuses"Don't be scared, David! Mommy's here with your crumb of validation."
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park, parks, slide, slides, playground, playgrounds, play ground, play grounds, play-ground, play-grounds, childhood, childhoods, kid, kids, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family life, validation, validations, parenting style, parenting styles, parenthood, parenthoods, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, modern families, insecurity, insecurities, child raising, childraising, child-raising, childrearing, child-rearing, child rearing"Recess does things to a man."
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recess, play, playground, playgrounds, playtime, park, park, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, flirt, flirty, pickup line, pickup lines, crush, schoolyard, schoolyards, school, schools, boy, boys, girl, girls"Oh dear Lord no! There had to have been another way!"
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tire, tires, tire swing, tire swings, tyre, tyres, tyre swing, tyre swings, hang, hangs, hanging, suicidal, noose, nooses, swing, swings, swinging, summer, summers, playground, playgrounds, playground equipment"You first."
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hopscotch, hopscotches, hop-scotch, hop-scotches, childhood, childhoods, game, games, playground, playgrounds, playing, play park, play parks, park, parks, expectation, expectations, job, jobs, work, working, worker, workers, death, deaths"You know kids love boundaries, Dad."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, kid, kids, childhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, son, sons, boundaries, set boundaries, setting boundaries, play ground, play grounds, playgrounds, playground, play park, play parks, playparks, playpark, swing, swings, swingset, swingsets, play, playing, fathers and sons, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, childish behaviour, jump, jumpingNewton's Cradle
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newtons cradle, newton's cradle, newtons cradles, newton's cradles, issac newton, sir issac newton, swing, swings, swingset, swingsets, kid, kids, child, childhood, play, playing, physics, playground, playgrounds, playpark, playparks, play park, play parks, park, parks, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, conservation of energy, momentum, conservation of energy and momentum, newtons balls, newton's balls, executive ball clicker, executive ball clickers, laws of motion, third law of motion, 3rd law of motion"We liked it--it's one of those kids' movies that's also good for stupid adults."
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movies, movie, film, films, cinema, cinemas, children's movie, children's film, children's movies, kids' movie, kids' movies, cartoons, entertainment, family movie, family movies, family film, family films, movie review, movie reviews, movie critic, movie critics, critic, critics, criticism, movie review, movie reviews, film review, film reviews, playground, playgrounds, playground conversation, parents, parenting, parental conversation"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."
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playground, playgrounds, spring thaw, spring thaws, thaw, thaws, snowfall, snow fall, snow-fall, snowfalls, snow-falls, snow falls, teacher, teachers, classroom, classrooms, school, schools, schooling, pupil, pupils, student, students, class, classes, springtime, spring time, spring-time"My parents decriminalized sugar."
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sugar, sugar-free, healthy, healthy lifestyle, health lifestyles, ice cream, ice cream truck, ice cream trucks, decriminalize, decriminalizes, decriminalizing, decriminalization, decriminalise, decriminalises, decriminalising, decreminalisation, marijuana, weed, forbid, forbids, forbidding, forbidden, strict, strict diet, strict diets, break your diet, breaking your diet, new age, new age parent, new age parents, playground, playgrounds, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, ease up, eases up, easing up"Hi-yah!"
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karate, karate chop, karate chops, martial art, martial arts, seesaw, see-saw, see-saws, seesaws, playground, playgrounds, play-ground, play-grounds, sensei, senseis, kid, kids, park, parks, dad, dads, family life, family-life"I'm bored."
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child, children, kid, kids, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, childcare, child care, nanny, nannies, bored, boredom, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, sandbox, playground, playgrounds, modern life, communication, modern communication, communication methods, phone addiction, bad parent, bad mother, bad parenting"My mom and dad are still very sharp."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, sharp, quick-witted, smart, intelligent, perceptive, senility, old, elderly, old people, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, playground, playgrounds, park, parks, recess"This is my friend Robert Shapiro, except he's not the real Robert Shapiro."
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same name, same names, robert shapiro, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, celebrity lawyer, celebrity lawyers, playground, playgrounds, celebrity, celebrities, famous, fame, introduce, introduces, introduction, introductions, celebrity trial, celebrity trials"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."
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fight, fighting, wrestle, wrestling, rough housing, violence, stereotype, stereotypes, kid, kids, child, children, youth, boys, boy, girl, girls, play, playing, playtime, playground, playgrounds, play date, play dates, sandbox, sandboxes, race, ethnicity, white, white privilege"Be careful what you say. She's never been to Europe."
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child, children, childhood, kid, kids, play, playing, playground, playgrounds, school, schoolyard, schoolyards, recess, playtime, schoolgirl, schoolgirls, bully, bullies, culture, cultures, uncultured, travel, experience, experiences, judgement, judgemental, pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, stuck up"Forward and backward, not up and down!"
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child, children, kid, kids, boy, boys, girl, girls, play, playing, playground, playgrounds, park, parks, swing, swings, swinging, playset, playsets, play set, play set, playing outside, up, down, forward, backward, bounce, bouncing, doing it wrong, wrong way, confused, confusion, creative, creativity, innovationA little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.
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park, parks, playground, playgrounds, sandbox, sandboxes, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, lost, traveler, traveler, travellers, travellers, crawling, dying, thirst, thirsty, dehydrated, dehydration, kid, kids, child, children, playing, pretending, make-believe, pretend, acting, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family, families"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will stay with me forever as they sit inside me,getting turned over and over, being blown completely out of proportion."
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child, children, kid, kids, bullying, bullies, bully, victim, victims, playground, playgrounds, insult, insults, sticks and stones may break my bones, phrase, phrases, adage, adages, poem, poems, poetry, childhood, sensitive, emotional, delicate, mental health, psychology, psychological