"You can't plead cute."
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plead, pleads, plea, pleas, plea deal, plea deals, plea bargain, plea bargains, court, courts, courtroom, courtroom, innocent, innocence, innocent look, innocent looks, puppy, puppies, dog, dogs, adorable, verdict, verdicts, trial, trials, defendant, defendants, defense attorney, defense attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, soulful, big eyes, big-eyed, doe-eyed"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."
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dog years, prison, prisons, prison sentence, prison sentences, prison sentencing, plea, pleas, plea bargain, plea bargains, plea bargaining, do time, doing time, shorten, shortens, shortened sentence, shortened sentences, years, inmate, inmates, jail, jailed, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys"I swear, mateys, 'twas my clear understanding that me and the lads was only running some kind of cruise ship!"
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pirate, pirates, piracy, pirate ship, pirate ships, pirate captain, captain, captains, ships captain, court, court of law, lawyer, lawyers, defence lawyer, defence lawyers, defence, legal defence, accused, stand accused, plausible deniability, plea, plead, plead innocent, responsibility, not responsible, willfully ignorant, willful ignorance"Not guilty"
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court, courts, trial, trials, jurisprudence, judge, judges, magistrate, magistrates, courtroom, courtrooms, courthouse, courthouses, plea, criminal charges, criminal defense, defense, plea bargain, plea deal, money, wealth, privilege, capital, capitalism, corrupt, corruption, legal corruption, power, powerful, money, wealth, wealthy, monies, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, pay off, paid off, bribe, bribery, bribed, verdict, verdicts, injust, injustice, unjust"Here are your choices. You can plead guilty."
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law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, law firm, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, trial, trials, accused, accuses, plea, plead, guilt, guilty, criminal, criminals, choice, choices, option, options, no option, one option, choice, choose, choosing, hopeless, advice, advise, advisers, choose, no choice"I ask you, are these the salmon trousers of a sane man?"
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lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, law and order, insanity, insane, mental health, mental state, plea, witness, witnesses, witness stand, defendant, defendants, jury, juries, court, courthouse, courthouses, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, juror, jurors, judge, judges, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashion disaster, fashion disasters"This song is dedicated to our parents, and is in the form of a plea for more adequate supervision."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, raising teens, life with teens, life with teenagers, adult child, music, band, bands, rock, song, songs, singing, singer, singers, musician, musicians, dedication, dedications, dedicated, plea, pleas, supervision, parental supervision, inadequate, adequate, rebel, rebels, rebellion, modern life"How do you plead? Please listen carefully, as the menu has changed."
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menu, menus, plea, pleas, plead, pleads, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal proceeding, legal proceedings, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, lawyer, lawyers, defendant, defendants, legal process, legal processes"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."
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peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, historical, serfdom, peasant's uprising, revolt, peasant's revolt, tyler, wat tyler, wat, monarchy, monarchs, monarchies, royal, royalty, court, royal court, royal courts, medieval, dark age, dark ages, medieval times, ye olde, benefit, benefits, dole, hand out, handouts, government benefit, government benefits, government, king, kings, cuts, benefit cut, benefits cuts, government cuts, cut, cuts, critical, critique, critic, social critique, criticism, criticisms, welfare, welfare cuts, welfare system, welfare systems, unemployment, unemployed, food stamps, food stamp, unemployment benefit, plea, plead, pleading"You know what you're doing? Criminalizing policy differences."
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policy, policy difference, policy differences, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, judgement, judgements, judgement day, judgment, judgments, judgment day, gates of heaven, st. peter, saint peter, appeal, appeals, appealing, appeal the decision, appeals the decision, appealing the decision, emotional appeal, emotional appeals, moral, morality, ethics, disagreement, disagreements, plea, pleas, plea deal, plea deals, plea bargain, plea bargains, bargain, bargains, bargaining, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiator, negotiators"Have you ever just blurted out a plea and then wished you could take it back?"
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prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, inmate, inmates, prisoner, prisoners, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, cell, cells, jail cell, jail cells, cellies, cell-mate, cell-mates, cellmate, cellmates, plea, pleas, guilty, innocent, plead, accident, accidents, problem, problems, legal problem, legal problems, legal, justice system, legal system, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, hearing, hearings, arraignment, arraignments, entering a plea, regret, regrets, take it back, blurt out, blurted out, misspoke, mis-spoke, mistake, mistakes, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal advice, legal counsel, public defender, public defenders"Just Harry's little joke."
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joke, jokes, mea culpa, mea culpas, corporate crime, corporate crimes, rich person, rich people, wealthy, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, elitist, elitists, yacht, yachts, ship, ships, deny, denies, denial, denials, plea, pleas, guilty plea, guilty pleas, apology, apologies, take it back, takes it back, taking it back, upper class, corporate criminal, white collar crime, white collar crimes"Great news! We found a syndrome that fits your case like a glove."
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syndrome, syndromes, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, incarcerate, incarcerates, incarceration, incarcerated, insanity, insanity plea, insanity pleas, disease, diseases, diagnosis, diagnoses, diagnosing, mentally unwell, defendant, defendants, defense attorney, defense attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, prisoner, prisoners, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, crooked lawyer, crooked lawyers, plea, pleas, plea deal, plea deals, mental illness, mental illnesses, verdict, verdicts, not guilty verdict, not guilty verdicts, by reason of insanity, not guilty"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."
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saints preserve us, god help us, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, prayer, prayers, pray, praying, plea, heavenly intervention, old age, old people, elderly, elder, elders, ageing, aging, retirement, retired, boulevardier, rich people, wealth, wealthy, rich, wealthy people, fashionable, socialite, socialites, men, man, woman, women, jaywalk, jaywalking, jaywalker, jaywalkers, ticket, traffic ticket, traffic law, traffic laws"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."
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courtroom, courtrooms, court room, court rooms, guilty, dog, dogs, innocent, innocence, plea, pleas, plea deal, plea deals, plea bargain, plea bargains, regret, sorrow, remorse, regrets, remorseful, guilting, guilt-inducing, innocent look, innocent looks, tear, tears, single tear, single tears, pet, pets, guilt trip, guilt trips"I had no idea 'No Contest' is the equivelant of a guilty plea."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, muzzle, muzzles, muzzled, court, courts, judge, judges, pleas, plea, no contest, guilty, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, legal system, justice system, law, legal"Your Honor, may I point out to the court that my client pleased guilty to wrongdoing, but not the evildoing."
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guilty, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts, guilt, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, evil, evilness, wrongdoing, wrong-doing, wrong doing, evil doing, evildoing, evil-doing, verdict, verdicts, plea, pleas, pleading, crimes, criminal, criminals, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, conscience, consciences"Innocent, Your Honor."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, baby, babies, infant, infants, plea, pleas, entering a plea, innocent, not guilty, child, children, kid, kids, juvenile, juveniles"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, plea, pleas, entering a plea, not guilty, innocent, reasonable doubt"You are charged with being in the wrong place at the wrong time. How do you plead?"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, plea, wrong place, wrong time, charge, charges"'Somewhere in between' is not an acceptable plea."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, plea, pleas, pleading, guilty, not guilty, innocent, vague, unclear, ambiguous, somewhere in between, unacceptable"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, plea, pleas, pleading not guilty, not guilty, innocent, legal disclaimer, legal disclaimers, suspicious, questionable, bad sign, red flag"'Guilty', but I completely support the troops."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, suport, supportive, supporting, flattery, buttering up, influencing, manipulating, corruption, corrupt, unethical, ethics, impartiality, politics, patriotism, patriotic, military, supporting the troops, plea, pleas, guilty, pleading guilty"Stop me if you've heard this one, not guilty."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, plea, pleas, not guilty, innocent, joke, jokes, humour, humor, comedian, comedians, comic, comics, funny"OK, high jinks - if I plead guilty to high jinks how much time do I get?"
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law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, law and order, high jinks, boisterous fun, boisterous, loud, obnoxious, plea, pleas, plead, pleading, guilty, guilt, not guilty, antics, pranks, tricks, practical jokes