Plea Cartoons

"You can't plead cute."

"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."

"I swear, mateys, 'twas my clear understanding that me and the lads was only running some kind of cruise ship!"

"Not guilty"

"Here are your choices. You can plead guilty."

"I ask you, are these the salmon trousers of a sane man?"

"This song is dedicated to our parents, and is in the form of a plea for more adequate supervision."

"How do you plead? Please listen carefully, as the menu has changed."

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

"You know what you're doing? Criminalizing policy differences."

"Have you ever just blurted out a plea and then wished you could take it back?"

"Just Harry's little joke."

"Great news! We found a syndrome that fits your case like a glove."

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

"I had no idea 'No Contest' is the equivelant of a guilty plea."

"Your Honor, may I point out to the court that my client pleased guilty to wrongdoing, but not the evildoing."

"Innocent, Your Honor."

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

"You are charged with being in the wrong place at the wrong time. How do you plead?"

"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."

"'Somewhere in between' is not an acceptable plea."

"'Guilty', but I completely support the troops."

"Stop me if you've heard this one, not guilty."

"OK, high jinks - if I plead guilty to high jinks how much time do I get?"