"You can't plead cute."
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"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"
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"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."
"I swear, mateys, 'twas my clear understanding that me and the lads was only running some kind of cruise ship!"
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"Here are your choices. You can plead guilty."
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"Darling, I realize Cher has tattoos. The answer is still no.
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"How do you plead? Please listen carefully, as the menu has changed."
"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."
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"Have you ever just blurted out a plea and then wished you could take it back?"
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"My client pleads high jinks, Your Honor."
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"Please, Lord, make me T.S.A. precheck."
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"OK, high jinks - if I plead guilty to high jinks how much time do I get?"
"I don't plead."
"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"
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"Does your client wish to plead 'sweet' or 'lame'?"
"Twenty five years! But your honor,
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"Let the record show the defendant pleads 'OK, boomer.'"
"I'll tell you why I shot him if you promise you won't laugh."
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"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."
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