"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"
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"Come back—I can change!"
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"Darling, I realize Cher has tattoos. The answer is still no.
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"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."
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"If I take back what I said about your pants, will you let me go?"
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"My client pleads high jinks, Your Honor."
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"Please, Lord, make me T.S.A. precheck."
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"Your Honor, may I point out to the court that my client pleased guilty to wrongdoing, but not the evildoing."
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"'Somewhere in between' is not an acceptable plea."
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"Normally, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. These closing arguments would be filled with impassioned pleading, determined advocacy and a certain amount of histrionics, but this is a pro bono case."
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"OK, high jinks - if I plead guilty to high jinks how much time do I get?"
"I don't plead."
"We're going to plead infected bladder."
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"Does your client wish to plead 'sweet' or 'lame'?"
"Twenty five years! But your honor,
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"I'll tell you why I shot him if you promise you won't laugh."
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"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."
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