"Do you have any why-to books?"
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"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."
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It's a wonder they aren't totally extinct!"
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"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."
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Arcade Game Baseball.
"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."
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"We beat the spread!"
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"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."
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"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."
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"If I can't feel love, what was the point of making me so damn good-looking."
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Mime Celebrity Roast
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"Aged ten, Camp Potawatamee in the Catskills, thirty-?ve demerits. Forgot about that one, eh?"
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"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."
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"I don't care what your heritage is, that's impolite!"
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"Do you mind telling me where you're going with this?"
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"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."
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America's most underreported white-collar crime: cocktail stabbing
"See that man sitting right over there? He gives me fever."
"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."