Pointless Cartoons

"The active ingredient is marketing."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC132694
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5259x4452 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
market, marketing, advert, advertising, as seen on tv, adverts, active ingredient, active ingredients, ingredient, ingredients, health, healthy, health products, bogus, useless, sales, sell, selling, sale, scam, scamming, mis-sold, mis-sell, placebo, placebo, fad, fads, placebo effect, nocebo, nocebo effect, medicine, fake medicine, health products, health product, pointless, useless, active ingredient, active-ingredient, active-ingredients

"Only time will tell whether this merger makes sense or not."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC43015
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1802x2327 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
merger, mergers, corporation, corporations, acquisition, acquisitions, business, big business, slave, slaves, ship, ships, boat, boats, rowing, rows, ancient history, ancient, greek, greece, slavery, thoughtless, stupid, pointless, businesses, combine, fuse, different, contrast, contrasting, contrasts, commerce, worker, workers, executive, executives, time will tell, makes sense

"We're ready to begin the next phase of keeping things exactly the way they are."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC134673
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3011x2950 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
office, offices, pointless, change, changes, internal change, business, businesses, manage, managers, management, managerial, managing, supervise, supervisory, supervisor, supervisors, supervises, bureaucrat, bureaucratic, organise, organised, reorganised, structure, restructure, restructured, honest, honesty, blunt, bluntness, frank, frankness

"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC133006
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4525x3859 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
materialism, consumerism, consumer, consumers, material, technology, happiness, tablet, tablets, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart-phone, smart device, consumer-culture, consumer-cultures, unhappy, happy, questioning, pointless, consumer culture, consumerist, technologies, materialistic

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC125530
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3700x4303 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mortgage, mortgages, adjustable rate, adjustable-rate, desert, deserted, shack, house, houses, country, countries, home, homes, economy, housing market, real estate, finance, finances, money, worries, worrying, desert, deserts, adjustable rate mortgage, repossess, foreclose, foreclosure, useless, pointless, pity, pitied worry, crash, foreclosed

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC37088
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2287x2119 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pizza, pizzas, pie, pies, pizza-pie, pizza pie, pizza pies, pizza-pies, slice, slicing, slices, whole, mouth, mouths, prefer, pizzeria, pizza mouth, pointless, monster, monsters, alien, aliens, take away, take-away, take-out, takeout, take out, takeaway, foods, entire, tarrare, eat, eating, devour, devouring, restaurant, just as soon

"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC36638
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2324x2060 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
grandparent, grandparents, thanksgiving, thanksgivings, thanksgivings dinner, dinner, thanksgiving dinner, reefer, reefers, blunt, blunts, weed, cannabis, marijuana, scrutiny, clear, honest, history, forgotten, irrelevant, irrelevance, family, families, drug, drugs, election, elections, politicians, judges, media, environment, media environment, scrutinise, warning, scrutinize, judge, ridiculous, pointless

"Sweetheart, perhaps we shouldn't exchange gifts this year."

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC29495
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2647x1951 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
holiday, holidays, christmas, christmases, marriage, married, marry, marries, gift, gifts, present, presents, exchange, exchanging, season, seasons, tat, tats, bric a brac, bric-a-brac, pointless, overflow, overflowing, overloaded, saturated, full, repetitive, yearly, traditions, traditions, christmas day, tacky, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, hoard, hoards

"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC76496
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1115x1566 pixels (unwatermarked)
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modern world, modern-world, modern life, modern-life, issue, issues, magazine, magazines, zines, zine, newspaper, newspapers, time, timing, times, nonsensical, stupid, illogical, news papers, news paper, paper, papers, periodicals, prepare, prepared, preparing, prepared, newstand, news stand, newsstand, selling, sales, sold, pointless, disappointed, disappointment

"Under new business: Peterson, at Hammond Point Beach, reports that a person in the water is flailing about and calling for help. Peterson wants to know what action, if any, he should take."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC30165
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2204x1771 pixels (unwatermarked)
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rescue, rescuing, initiative, meeting, meetings, inefficient, inefficiency, life guard, life-guard, lifeguards, discuss, discussing, discussion, business, businesses, boardroom, boardrooms, problem, problems, decision, decisions, indecisive, agenda, agendas, bureaucracy, bureaucratic, bureaucracy, pointless, initiatives

Straight Ahead / Whoopee

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC36531
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2518x1824 pixels (unwatermarked)
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sign, signs, roadsign, roadsigns, road sign, road signs, road, roads, drive, driving, automobile, automobiles, car, cars, autos, auto, fun, boring, contrast, pointless, contrasting, parting, way, fun way, boring way, boring, decision, decisions, crooked, curving, windy, winding, drive, driving, drives

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC40930
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2856x2207 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
philosophy, philosophical, philosopher, worse, worsen, sad, sadden, meaning, meanings, meaning of life, reason, reasons, discuss, discussing, despair, despairing, nihilist, nihilism, pointless, point, the point, pointlessness, significant, significance, pessimist, pessimistic, pessimism, pessimists, kierkegaard, nietzsche, wittgenstein

Career Progression Ladder

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC38907
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1163x2501 pixels (unwatermarked)
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ladder, career, careers, happiness, happy, ambition, top, president, unhappy, unfulfilled, climb, climbing, ladders, rising, life, purpose, purposes, pointless, purposeless, wasted, tired, unhappiness, meaning, disappointing, disappoint, disappointed, lonely, lonely at the top

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC32043
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2296x2296 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bored, boring, bore, bores, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortune-teller, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystal-ball, crystal-balls, nihilism, nihilist, pointless, purposeless, modern-life, interest, millennial, millennials, irony, ironic, future, futures, prediction, predictions

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC32593
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2279x3014 pixels (unwatermarked)
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surrogate, surrogates, thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, turkey day, tofu, sub, substitute, substitutes, meat sub, meat substitute, meat substitutes, substitution, substitutions, eat healthy, eats healthy, eating healthy, healthy eater, healthy eaters, pointless, soy, soy protein, soy proteins

Go Sign on an empty road.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC35997
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2335x2217 pixels (unwatermarked)
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go, sign, signs, go sign, road, roads, car, cars, auto, autos, vacant, empty, pointless, unhelpful, desolate, desolated, speed, speeding, speed, speed limit, speed limits, speed restriction, speed restrictions, highway, highways, ironic, irony, law, laws, roadsign, roadsigns, road signs, road sign, rural, country, countryside

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC28029
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3288x2521 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bar, men, business, age, prolong life, prolong lives, life prolonging, grow old, growing old, grows old, health lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, pointless, pointlessness, extra years, age, ages, aging, ageing, quality of life, mankoff

At the Corner of Irate and Insane

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC121817
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2000x1591 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pet peeve, pet peeves, passion, passion project, passion projects, angry, outrage, outraged, insane, insanity, furious, anger, angered, angry, unrealistic, goal, goals, life goal, life goals, pointless, undirected, thoughtless

T.S. Eliot calendar.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC126388
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7254x15178 pixels (unwatermarked)
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t.s. eliot, calendar, heartbreaker, sadness, hate, shortness, cruel, pointless, stupid, hot, unfair, ridiculous, madness, hell, calendars, poet, poets, poetry

Right lane becomes left lane 100 ft.

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC34926
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3704x2367 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
road sign, road signs, sign, signs, crossover, crossovers, car, cars, highway, highways, freeway, freeways, slow lane, fast lane, slow lanes, fast lanes, right wing, right wings, left wing, left wings, left-winger, left-wingers, right-winger, right-wingers, political affiliation, political affiliations, politically affiliated, pointless, pointlessness, needless, confusing, interstate travel, road trip, road trips

"Let's not send each other cards this year."

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC31847
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1902x2014 pixels (unwatermarked)
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christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, card, cards, christmas card, christams cards, xmas card, xmas cards, holiday, holidays, seasons greetings, merry, marriage, married, marry, spouse, husband, wife, husbands, wives, send, sending, jaded, tired, comfortable, tradition, traditions, celebrations, efficient, pointless, nice, gesture, gestures, symbolic, symbolism, relationship, relationships

"Evan and I have an open relationship, but, really, who has the energy?"

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC132995
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4471x3899 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationship, relationships, open relationship, open relationships, polyamory, polygamy, open marriage, open marriages, office chats, chatting, office gossip, gossiping, realistic, lazy, not bothered, can't be bothered, dating, date, pointless, monogamy, monogamous, monogamy, effort, efforts

"Mind if I change melons?"

Artist:
Mueller, P. S.
Search ID:
CC123012
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4850x3658 pixels (unwatermarked)
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melon, melons, fruit, fruits, channel, channels, boring, bored, changing channel, gormless, blank, empty, meaningless, pointless, waste, wasting time, marriage, couple, couples, marries, marriages, leisure, relax, relaxing, watch, watching, tv, t.v., television, televisions, telly, tellies, program, programmes, channel, channels, sloth, lazy, uninteresting

God throwing bricks on city

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC40888
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2000x1457 pixels (unwatermarked)
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god, gods, prank, pranks, throw, throwing, brick, bricks, prank, pranks, dying, tragedy, tragedies, attacker, chaos, mayhem, death, deaths, unfair, pointless, sadistic, sadism, sadism, religion, religions

"Hey! I was looking all over for you. You have the wrong piece of paper."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC134334
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2975x2384 pixels (unwatermarked)
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paper, papers, confused, confusion, mix, mix up, mix-up, similar, capitalism, worker, workers, capitalist, pointless, nihilism, nihilist, aimless, search, searching, office workers, office, work, workers, look, looking, searched, wrong, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, muddle, muddled up, muddled