"Only time will tell whether this merger makes sense or not."
Tags:merger, mergers, corporation, corporations, acquisition, acquisitions, business, big business, ship, ships, boat, boats, rowing, rows, ancient history, ancient, greek, greece, slavery, thoughtless, stupid, pointless, businesses, combine, fuse, different, contrast, contrasting, contrasts, commerce, worker, workers, executive, executives, time will tell, makes sense
"The active ingredient is marketing."
Tags:market, marketing, advert, advertising, as seen on tv, adverts, active ingredient, active ingredients, ingredient, ingredients, health, healthy, health products, bogus, useless, sales, sell, selling, sale, scam, scamming, mis-sold, mis-sell, placebo, placebo, fad, fads, placebo effect, nocebo, nocebo effect, medicine, fake medicine, health products, health product, pointless, useless, active ingredient, active-ingredient, active-ingredients
"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
Tags:pizza, pizzas, pie, pies, pizza-pie, pizza pie, pizza pies, pizza-pies, slice, slicing, slices, whole, mouth, mouths, prefer, pizzeria, pizza mouth, pointless, monster, monsters, alien, aliens, take away, take-away, take-out, takeout, take out, takeaway, foods, entire, tarrare, eat, eating, devour, devouring, restaurant, just as soon
He Watched Sports
Tags:grave, graves, gravestone, gravestones, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, tombstone, tombstones, paying respects, remembering, remembrance, sports, sports fan, sport fan, sport fans, sports fans, boring, bore, bores, epitaph, epitaph, boring person, boring people, wasted life, pointless, pointlessness, depressing, dying
"We're ready to begin the next phase of keeping things exactly the way they are."
Tags:office, offices, pointless, change, changes, internal change, business, businesses, manage, managers, management, managerial, managing, supervise, supervisory, supervisor, supervisors, supervises, bureaucrat, bureaucratic, organise, organised, reorganised, structure, restructure, restructured, honest, honesty, blunt, bluntness, frank, frankness
Information: You are a tourist.
Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.
"Why should I grow leaves if they're just going to fall back off?"
Tags:teen, teenager, teens, teen-ager, teen-agers, adolescent, adolescence, rebellion, rebel, rebels, leaf, leaves, parent, parenting, parents, raise, raising, angst, angsty, tree, trees, shed leaves, pointless, useless, rebelled, complain, complaining, complains, personified, personify, personification, child, children, kid, kids
"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"
Tags:materialism, consumerism, consumer, consumers, material, technology, happiness, tablet, tablets, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart-phone, smart device, consumer-culture, consumer-cultures, unhappy, happy, questioning, pointless, consumer culture, consumerist, technologies, materialistic
"Under new business: Peterson, at Hammond Point Beach, reports that a person in the water is flailing about and calling for help. Peterson wants to know what action, if any, he should take."
Tags:rescue, rescuing, initiative, meeting, meetings, inefficient, inefficiency, life guard, life-guard, lifeguards, discuss, discussing, discussion, business, businesses, boardroom, boardrooms, problem, problems, decision, decisions, indecisive, agenda, agendas, bureaucracy, bureaucratic, bureaucracy, pointless, initiatives
"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."
Tags:mortgage, mortgages, adjustable rate, adjustable-rate, desert, deserted, shack, house, houses, country, countries, home, homes, economy, housing market, real estate, finance, finances, money, worries, worrying, desert, deserts, adjustable rate mortgage, repossess, foreclose, foreclosure, useless, pointless, pity, pitied worry, crash, foreclosed
"I need everybody to come down to the garden to cheer on the tomatoes."
Tags:gardener, gardeners, tomato, tomatoes, grow your own, tomato plant, tomato plants, cheer on, cheering, cheer, cheering on, garden, gardens, hippy, hippies, tree hugger, tree huggers, tree hugging, useless, uselessness, pointless, pointlessness, flower power, bohemian, bohemians, bohemian lifestyle, bohemian lifestyles, flower person, flower people, nonconformist, nonconformists, nonconformity, non-conformist, non-conformists, non-conformity
"He's still in therapy."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, funeral, funerals, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, still, life after death, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, corpse, corpse, dead body, dead bodies, deceased, dead, death, mental health, healthcare, health care, pointless, useless
"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."
Tags:bored, boring, bore, bores, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortune-teller, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystal-ball, crystal-balls, nihilism, nihilist, pointless, purposeless, modern-life, interest, millennial, millennials, irony, ironic, future, futures, prediction, predictions
"I am not having this conversation again."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, greek, greece, ancient greek, myth, myths, mythology, greek mythology, legend, legends, sisyphus, sisyphos, boulder, boulders, rock, rocks, hill, hills, uphill, rolling, sisyphean, tiresome, repetitive, irritating, exhausting, futile, pointless, fruitless
"I just have this feeling that if I drove off a cliff, nobody would really miss me."
Tags:croutons, crouton, optional extra, optional extras, pointless, pointlessness, worthless, worthlessness, truck driver, truck drivers, surplus to requirement, surplus to requirements, niche job, niche jobs, modern life, delivery, delivery man, delivery men, delivery truck, snack, snacks, soup, soups, salad, salads
"Look, I know you and I have had our differences, but can we at least agree that the goldfish is pointless?"
Tags:goldfish, pet, pets, dog, dogs, cat, cats, disagreement, disagreements, common enemy, common enemies, fish, impersonal, pointless, pointlessness, alliance, alliances, uneasy alliance, uneasy alliances, ally, allies, allied, difference, differences, set aside differences, setting aside differences, agreement, agreements
"Is this a good shoe for sitting?"
Tags:shoe, shoes, fit, fitting, sneaker, sneakers, fitness, lazy, laziness, sitting, sit down, sitting down, shop, shopping, shoe store, shoe shop, shops, store, stores, health, healthy, lethargic, inactive, pointless, useless, consumerism, consumerist, fashion, fashions, shopped, unhealthy, exercise, exercising
"It takes a while to kick in, but it should do nothing."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, placebo, placebos, nothing, useless, pointless, unhelpful, treatment, treatments, cure, cures
"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."
Tags:modern world, modern-world, modern life, modern-life, issue, issues, magazine, magazines, zines, zine, newspaper, newspapers, time, timing, times, nonsensical, stupid, illogical, news papers, news paper, paper, papers, periodicals, prepare, prepared, preparing, prepared, newstand, news stand, newsstand, selling, sales, sold, pointless, disappointed, disappointment
"Sweetheart, perhaps we shouldn't exchange gifts this year."
Tags:holiday, holidays, christmas, christmases, marriage, married, marry, marries, gift, gifts, present, presents, exchange, exchanging, season, seasons, tat, tats, bric a brac, bric-a-brac, pointless, overflow, overflowing, overloaded, saturated, full, repetitive, yearly, traditions, traditions, christmas day, tacky, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, hoard, hoards
Straight Ahead / Whoopee
Tags:sign, signs, roadsign, roadsigns, road sign, road signs, road, roads, drive, driving, automobile, automobiles, car, cars, autos, auto, fun, boring, contrast, pointless, contrasting, parting, way, fun way, boring way, boring, decision, decisions, crooked, curving, windy, winding, drive, driving, drives
"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."
Tags:grandparent, grandparents, thanksgiving, thanksgivings, thanksgivings dinner, dinner, thanksgiving dinner, reefer, reefers, blunt, blunts, weed, marijuana, scrutiny, clear, honest, history, forgotten, irrelevant, irrelevance, family, families, drug, election, elections, politicians, judges, media, environment, media environment, scrutinise, warning, scrutinize, judge, ridiculous, pointless
"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."
Tags:philosophy, philosophical, philosopher, worse, worsen, sad, sadden, meaning, meanings, meaning of life, reason, reasons, discuss, discussing, despair, despairing, nihilist, nihilism, pointless, point, the point, pointlessness, significant, significance, pessimist, pessimistic, pessimism, pessimists, kierkegaard, nietzsche, wittgenstein