Pointless Cartoons

"Only time will tell whether this merger makes sense or not."

"The active ingredient is marketing."

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

He Watched Sports

"We're ready to begin the next phase of keeping things exactly the way they are."

Information: You are a tourist.

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"Why should I grow leaves if they're just going to fall back off?"

"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"

"Under new business: Peterson, at Hammond Point Beach, reports that a person in the water is flailing about and calling for help. Peterson wants to know what action, if any, he should take."

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

"I need everybody to come down to the garden to cheer on the tomatoes."

"He's still in therapy."

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

"I am not having this conversation again."

"I just have this feeling that if I drove off a cliff, nobody would really miss me."

"Look, I know you and I have had our differences, but can we at least agree that the goldfish is pointless?"

"Is this a good shoe for sitting?"

"It takes a while to kick in, but it should do nothing."

"Boo!"

"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."

"Sweetheart, perhaps we shouldn't exchange gifts this year."

Straight Ahead / Whoopee

"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."