He Watched Sports
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Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.
"I need everybody to come down to the garden to cheer on the tomatoes."
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"I just have this feeling that if I drove off a cliff, nobody would really miss me."
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"Look, I know you and I have had our differences, but can we at least agree that the goldfish is pointless?"
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"You can wrap it up in a pretty package, but it's still life."
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"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."
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I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."
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"Less cholesterol, regular checkups, no nicotine..."
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A pigeon is about to jump off a roof.
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"Our brand is about talking about our brand."
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One Stop Massage and Portrait
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"'Thirty Days in a Single Scull.' Day 17: The early-October nights have grown chilly, and media attention has fallen short of expectations."
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"Doing something never solves anything."
N.Y.C. Golf, 4th Floor
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"No, it's not going to be O.K."
Radio interview with mime artist.
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"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."
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Cat eyes up cocktail olive.
Death lets the killer in.
'It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.'
"Maybe we should try getting by with just one car."
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