"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."
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It's a wonder they aren't totally extinct!"
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"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."
Tags:death, dead, burial, burials, memorial, memorials, funeral, funerals, burial service, burial services, memorial service, memorial services, funeral service, funeral services, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, grave, graves, marker, markers, mourner, mourners, mourning, grieving, bereaved, upgraded, upgrade, upgrades, first class, business class, travel, tourism, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, point, points, point card, point cards, heaven, after death, life after death, consumerism
Arcade Game Baseball.
"Marie, are you still driving?"
Tags:car, cars, accident, accidents, drive, drives, driver, drivers, driving, driving license, license, licensed, points, clean license, age, ageing, aged, ageing gracefully, elder, elderly, old man, old lady, old woman, growing old, upside down, crash, crashed, nonchalant, nonchalance, indifferent, indifference, safe, safety, safe to drive
"As you can see, Henderson has no brain."
"We beat the spread!"
Tags:sport, sports, basketball, basketball player, basketball players, playing basketball, athlete, athletes, winning, winner, winners, victory, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, competitive, gambling, betting, gambler, gamblers, point spread, point spreads, beating the spread, score, scores, point, points
"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."
Tags:cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, cat lady, cat woman, crazy cat lady, simple, sleeping cat, sleeping cats, grass is always greener, life of cats, pet, pets, domestic cat, domestic, indoor cat, indoor cats, inside cat, inside cats, lap cat, lap cats, election, elections, party, parties, party politics, issue, issues, point, points, key points, priorities, appeal, cat ladies, crazy cat ladies, cat person, cat people
"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, college, colleges, university, universities, liberal arts, liberal-arts, student, students, frequent-flier, frequent fliers, frequent flier, frequent-fliers, mile, miles, point, points, airline card, airline cards, airline point, airline points, benefit, benefits, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, flying, kansas, modern education, modern life
Mime Celebrity Roast
Tags:roast, roasts, roasting, celebrity roast, celebrity roasts, mime, mimes, miming, pantomime, pantomimes, celebrity, celebrities, gesture, gestures, gesturing, charades, silent, silence, clown, clowns, insult, insults, insult comic, insult comics, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculing, ridiculous, point, points, pointing, pointing a finger, pointing the finger
"Aged ten, Camp Potawatamee in the Catskills, thirty-?ve demerits. Forgot about that one, eh?"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, underworld, hell, devil, devils, demon, demons, hades, lucifer, satan, sinner, sinners, sins, demerit, demerits, point, points, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, summer camp, summer camps, list, lists, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, punishments, businessman, businessmen, mistake, mistakes, bad behavior, bad behaviour
"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, investor, investors, investing, investment, investments, stock market, stock markets, stock, stocks, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock price, stock prices, trader, traders, trading, economy, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, finance, finances, money, up, point, points, foresight, hindsight's 20-20, too late, missed opportunity, missed opportunities, missed chances, missed chance
Sure points in Shore Points.
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, traffic law, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulling over, speeding, speed trap, speed traps, traffic cop, traffic cops, cop, cops, police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, points, insurance, car insurance, insurance rate, insurance rates, wordplay, word play
"Can I use my frequent flier miles?"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, entering heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, airline, airlines, airline points, frequent flier, frequent fliers, miles, points, frequent flier points, frequent flier miles, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flyer miles, frequent flyer points, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, flying, air travel, points card, points cards, collecting points, collecting miles
"Think of it as a video game where you score points for responsible driving."
Tags:drive, driving, driver, drivers, road rage, road-rage, rage, parking, car, cars, urban life, city life, modern life, modern world, passenger, passengers, road, roads, road trip, highway, highways, highway code, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, texting and driving, driving and texting, manner, manners, danger, dangerous, road, road safety, safety, responsible, responsibility, responsibly, video game, video games, vidya, points, modern world, modern life, modern, driving education, driver's ed, drivers ed, driving school, school
America's most underreported white-collar crime: cocktail stabbing
"See that man sitting right over there? He gives me fever."