Poison Cartoons

Poison Cartoons

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Poison cartoon

"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."

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"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

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"Now you've got the hang of it!"

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Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

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"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

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"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

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"O.K. children—now comes the fun part!"

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"You have a nonlethal form of anthrax."

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"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"

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"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

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(I'm tasting berries with deep earth overtones and a definite hint of almond) (That would be the Cyanide.)

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"I believe I'll pass on the coffee."

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"I'm so glad that you enjoyed our little dinner and that you didn't taste the poison!"

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"The person we're trying to poison—does he have any dietary restrictions?"

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"You're poison, Lauren, but, these days, what isn't?"

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"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

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The Eight Original Dwarves

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"And, just to be on the safe side, tongue of attorney."

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"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"

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"Pepper spray?"

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"It's courtesy of the gentleman seated at the other end of the bar, ma'am."

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"It's delicious. I think it's rat poison."

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"They're designer plaid, for God's sake. How poisonous can they be?"

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"It's a children's book, with lots and lots of interesting recipes."

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A man returns a library book on poisons.

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