"Does this poison smell weird to you?"
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poison, poisons, cauldron, cauldrons, spell, spells, potion, potions, potion-making, witch, witches, cook, cooks, cooking, weird smell, weird smells, smells off, smelling off, halloween, concoction, concoctions, toxic, toxin, toxins, recipe, recipes, tricky recipe, tricky recipes, difficult recipe, difficult recipes, second-guess, second-guesses, second-guessing"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."
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copyright, copyrights, copyright law, copyright laws, lawyer, lawyers, copyright lawyer, copyright lawyers, attorney, attorneys, trademark, trademarks, trademark law, trademark laws, intellectual property, intellectual property law, dump, dumps, dumping, dumping ground, dumping ground, poison, poisons, poisoning, water supply, water supplies, overprotected, overprotection, author, authors, writer, writers, cartoonist, cartoonists"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."
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witch, witches, cauldron, cauldrons, spell, spells, incantations, incantation, potion, potions, magic potion, magic potions, poison, poisons, witches brew, witch's brew, magic, magics, sorcery, sorcerers, witches cauldron, witch's cauldron, witch cauldron, witch cauldron, prescription drugs, prescription drug, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharmacist, pharmacists, drug interaction, drug interactions, side effects, side effect, medicine, medication, medicines, medications, drug warning, drug warnings, mixing drugs"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"
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performance, performer, performers, talent, talents, talent show, talent shows, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, ventriloquy, voice, voices, puppet, puppets, puppetry, puppet master, puppet masters, act, acting, dead, dying, sick, sickness, ill, illness, poison, poisoning, poisoned, poisons, doctor, doctors, in the house, audience, audiences, alive, come alive"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, poison, poisons, poisonous, bad influence, bad influences, fight, fights, argue, argument, arguments, love, lover, lovers, lovers quarl"The person we're trying to poison—does he have any dietary restrictions?"
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witch, witches, poison, poisons, poisoning, brew, brews, brewing, cauldron, cauldrons, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, food, diet, diets, dietary restrictions, gluten-free, celiac, celiacs, lactose intolerant, lactose intolerance, allergy, allergies, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, kosher, magic, health"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
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socrates, socratic, socratic method, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, greek, history, historical, death, last words, dying words, dying speech, dying words, final words, final speech, thanking, thankful, grateful, team, teams, acceptance, acceptance speech, acceptance speeches, speech, speeches, hemlock, poison, poisons, poisoning, dedication, byword, bywords, wife, wives, devoted, xanthippe, art, painting, paintings, painter, painters, artist, artists, jacques-louis david, the death of socrates, classic, classical"You have a nonlethal form of anthrax."
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anthrax, nonlethal, germ, germs, germ warfare, biological warfare, biological, poison, poisons, poisoned, weaponized, weaponization, terror, terrorists, terrorism, bacteria, bacterial, infection, infections, diagnosis, diagnoses, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, gp, general practitioner, general practitioners"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"
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"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"
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alien, aliens, alien invasion, alien invasions, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, creature feature, creature features, bug spray, bug sprays, giant insect, giant insects, bug, bugs, insect spray, insect sprays, pest, pests, pest control, vermin, poison, poisons, poisoning, poison control, revenge, vengeance, get revenge, gets revenge, getting revengeIced drink antidote
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friendship, friendships, friend, friends, small talk, boring conversation, conversation, christmas shopping, holiday shopping, coffee, coffees, catch up, catching up, cyanide, poison, poisons, poisoning, poisoned, killer, killers, kill, kills, murderer, murderers, murder, murders, cheerful, cheerfulness, frenemies, enemies, frenemy, enemy"... okay, so it goes, poison, antidote, poison, antidote, poison, poison, antidote, antidote, poison, antidote, poison."