Poisons Cartoons

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."

"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

"Let's get Junkie—he'll know what to do!"

"And, just to be on the safe side, tongue of attorney."

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"

"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

"You're poison, Lauren, but, these days, what isn't?"

"The person we're trying to poison—does he have any dietary restrictions?"

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

"You have a nonlethal form of anthrax."

"It's delicious. I think it's rat poison."

"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"

"Name your poison."

(I'm tasting berries with deep earth overtones and a definite hint of almond) (That would be the Cyanide.)

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

Iced drink antidote

"Well, if it's not work and it's not the news, maybe it's the stuff I've been slowly poisoning you with for the last ten years."

A man returns a library book on poisons.

"I finished all my holiday shopping." "I put cyanide in your coffee."

"... okay, so it goes, poison, antidote, poison, antidote, poison, poison, antidote, antidote, poison, antidote, poison."