Poisons Cartoons

Poisons Cartoons

Poisons cartoon 1 of 21

Poisons cartoon

"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 2 of 21

Poisons cartoon

"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 3 of 21

Poisons cartoon

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 4 of 21

Poisons cartoon

"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 5 of 21

Poisons cartoon

"You have a nonlethal form of anthrax."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 6 of 21

Poisons cartoon

"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 7 of 21

Poisons cartoon

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 8 of 21

Poisons cartoon

(I'm tasting berries with deep earth overtones and a definite hint of almond) (That would be the Cyanide.)

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 9 of 21

Poisons cartoon

"The person we're trying to poison—does he have any dietary restrictions?"

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 10 of 21

Poisons cartoon

"You're poison, Lauren, but, these days, what isn't?"

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 11 of 21

Poisons cartoon

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 12 of 21

Poisons cartoon

"And, just to be on the safe side, tongue of attorney."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 13 of 21

Poisons cartoon

"It's delicious. I think it's rat poison."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 14 of 21

Poisons cartoon

A man returns a library book on poisons.

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 15 of 21

Poisons cartoon

"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 16 of 21

Poisons cartoon

"Name your poison."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 17 of 21

Poisons cartoon

"Let's get Junkie—he'll know what to do!"

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 18 of 21

Poisons cartoon

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 19 of 21

Poisons cartoon

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 20 of 21

Poisons cartoon

"Well, if it's not work and it's not the news, maybe it's the stuff I've been slowly poisoning you with for the last ten years."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Poisons cartoon 21 of 21

Poisons cartoon

Iced drink antidote

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

More cartoons with the keyword 'poisons'