Police Officers Cartoons

"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."

"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."

"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."

"Oh, great! Here comes the obligatory car chase."

"Officer, shouldn't this be a time for healing?"

"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."

"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."

"Sorry to crash the party, folks, but all the little people that made it happen were just discovered buried in a shallow grave outside Bakersfield."

"O.K., where's the famine?"

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

"Officer, this man is making tunnels."

"How's everything tonight? Can I start you off with a summons for parking on the sidewalk?"

"If I'd known shopping could be this easy, I would have dressed up as a cop ages ago!"

"All right, you're free to go. We're in this for the sport - catch and release only."

"Ow! Don't smush so hard, meatball!"

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

"The charge is driving without a tree."

"Hey! You're pinching me!"

"Four-foot-high letters on the window saying 'Bank'—that's not entrapment?"

"Don't we have lighting more intimidating than that energy saver?"

"Did he have any distinguishing characteristics besides a strong sense of entitlement?"