Policeman Cartoons

"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."

"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"Your call is important to us."

"That's him—the one on the right."

"O.K., folks, let's break it up."

"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."

"Sorry to crash the party, folks, but all the little people that made it happen were just discovered buried in a shallow grave outside Bakersfield."

"Officer, this man is making tunnels."

"How's everything tonight? Can I start you off with a summons for parking on the sidewalk?"

"Yes. I heard a scream and a cry for help. And then there was some very ominous music."

"We've been getting a lot of calls saying that you're a terrible magician."

"All right, you're free to go. We're in this for the sport - catch and release only."

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

"Hey! You're pinching me!"

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

"Did he have any distinguishing characteristics besides a strong sense of entitlement?"

"Oh, great! Here comes the policeman of the world again."

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"I found him all balled up in a fetal position, but I thought he looked more interesting this way."

Slammer on the Spot

Uncle Sam tries on a police hat.

"They never saw it coming."

"We had to let the animals go. No one informed them of their rights when they were arrested."

"Sir, he left a suicide deck."