"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."
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"Orange you glad I didn't say banana? But seriously, that's the last time we knock."
"Your call is important to us."
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"O.K., folks, let's break it up."
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"Sorry to crash the party, folks, but all the little people that made it happen were just discovered buried in a shallow grave outside Bakersfield."
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"Officer, this man is making tunnels."
"How's everything tonight? Can I start you off with a summons for parking on the sidewalk?"
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"Yes. I heard a scream and a cry for help. And then there was some very ominous music."
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"We've been getting a lot of calls saying that you're a terrible magician."
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"All right, you're free to go. We're in this for the sport - catch and release only."
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"It's a standard deathbed confession, Jimmy. Please don't make us drag out the rubber hoses."
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A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.
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"Hey! You're pinching me!"
Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop
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"Did he have any distinguishing characteristics besides a strong sense of entitlement?"
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"Oh, great! Here comes the policeman of the world again."
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"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."
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"I found him all balled up in a fetal position, but I thought he looked more interesting this way."
Slammer on the Spot
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Uncle Sam tries on a police hat.
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"They never saw it coming."
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"We had to let the animals go. No one informed them of their rights when they were arrested."
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"Sir, he left a suicide deck."
SWAT Police Chase
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Tags:music, musician, musicians, rock, famous musician, famous musicians, rock star, rock stars, police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic stop, traffic stops, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, fine, fines, fashion, style, personal appearance, fashion statement, beard, beards, facial hair, sunglasses, word play, wordplay, play on words