"My fellow victims. . . "
"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"
"No one comes close to him for sound bites!"
"Of course you know Congressman Beasley."
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"I may run, but first I want to toy with the electorate for a while."
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"For God's sake, have some populist rage."
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Politics, Finance, Religion.
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A Born Politician
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"This is what keeps good people from seeking public office."
How to Tell if a Country Has the Bomb
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Mild in the Streets
"The scales say 'alien overlord,' but the rolled-up sleeves say 'man of the people.'"
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'In Rather Than Out' and 'Out Rather Than In'
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"I wonder if we might benefit from socializing more with those who don't harbor anti-government views."
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"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the switch that turns the government on and off."
"To jailed comrades!"
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"I'm not saying this candidate wouldn't be expensive, but he's well within our budget."
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"Honk If You're Running For Governor!
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"I like you, Jim, not because you're black but because you have excellent qualifications."
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"I'm talking violent overthrow, bombings, terror in the streets - and you keep talking about balance of credit, loans from friendly powers, gross national product? What kind of a revolutionist ARE you?"
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Government In Exile
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"I have time for 3 more of those politically booby-trapped minefields you call questions."