"I don't think you can distance yourself from the White House on this one. After all, you are the President."
"Effective immediately, I will be stepping down. Then back up. Then down."
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"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
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"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."
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"I think they should appoint a special prosecutor to see how we got into this mess."
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General Haseltine Crossing the Potomac to Testify
"Where my travel expenses come from is none of your business!"
The Patience of the American People is at an End.
"And bear in mind that anything you say can be used against you in 'Doonesbury.'"
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The Letter E
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"If I don't make it out of here alive, please send my sweetheart this picture of my crotch."
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"And if I'm elected I promise not to get re-indicted."
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"By the way, if you're involved in some sort of sex scandal I'd rather find out about it from you than from the media."
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Time running out on Trump
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"I regret that my poor choice of words caused some people to understand what I was saying."
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"It's for you, Mr. Secretary—from Newt Gingrich."
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"Pledge Kavanaugh reporting for hazing."
"You know things are bad when Trump tries to start a sex scandal to create a diversion."
"Shoot to kill!"
"Sorry we're late, but Kenneth Starr subpoenaed our regular babysitter."
"Everybody's somebody's contra."
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"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling..."
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"We've run out of tapes. Do you think we'll ever want to watch Ollie North's testimony again?"