"O.K., who else is writing a book?"
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Stacks Of Political Books Labelled 'Remainders'
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"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
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How to Tell if a Country Has the Bomb
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"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
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"It's so refreshing to finally have a leader who answers his critics."
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"Sometimes I think you only married me for the political statement."
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"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."
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"Oh, good. You remembered my flag."
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"You'll be happy to know that race played no part in this decision."
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"Then we carefully disguise the bribes as legal fees by changing the word 'bribes' to 'legal fees.'"
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Help Trump's Lawyer Navigate His Legal Defense
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No Government Next 127 Miles
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Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'
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Soon To Be Published Pictures Of Yeltsin
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"One no-trump. Oh, please, God, no Trump."
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"I'm from the IRS. I'm afraid we've misused all your tax money. Could we have some more?"
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Government In Exile
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"I have time for 3 more of those politically booby-trapped minefields you call questions."
Politically Correct Snowperson
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