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The Incorrectness of Santa
Gauntlet Cards, Respond at Your Own Risk
"I hope we have whatever it is we may or may not still be allowed to call Indian summer."
"Would any of you guys be offended if I told a joke that is a touch prurient?"
"Thanksgiving is politically incorrect, turkey is politically incorrect, yams with marshmallow fluff are politically incorrect - and disgusting."
"It's the loony bin. They want to know if you're coming back."
"I don't own a wood stove. I burn oil."
Compare Things To Hitler
"Hey, Eddie, wanna hear a joke that's offensive now, in bad taste two years from now, funny in eight, and no one gets in twenty?"
"Can I say something obnoxious and inflammatory under the pretense of playing devil's advocate for a moment?"
"Not to be a stick in the mud, but I find 'Torch and Pitch Fork Day' kind of offensive."