Politician Cartoons

"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."

"That's an excellent prescreened question, but before I give you my stock answer I'd like to try to disarm everyone with a carefully rehearsed joke."

"But, hey, what is 'recession' but a word? And the same goes for 'money,' right? And how about 'human beings'?"

"People of North Dakota! Or possible South Dakota!"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"If I become President, I'm not giving any of my schoolfriends jobs."

"It's Lamar, Senator, he's going to take our attack ads door to door."

"Our thoughts and prayers are with those who wanted a moral and ethical Administration,"

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

"I know - let's call this one Operation Lowered Expectations."

"I've made my fortune, and now it's time for me to run for office and consolidate it."

"He's pro-gun, but I like his stance on migration."

"Put simply, the mission is to discover a potential enemy who could justify our three-hundred-billion-dollar defense budget."

"The only solution I can see is to hold a series of long and costly hearings in order to put off finding a solution."

"But how do you know for sure you've got power unless you abuse it?"

"You have, it would appear, high recognition!"

"I hate to say it, but Gore appears to be a regular sort of chap, after all."

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

"The right hand doesn't even know what the right hand is doing."

"There's not a dime's worth of difference between the candidates. They're both carnivores."

"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."

"Thanks, Pop, but today's kids don't want money, they want leadership."

"Start the economy."

"My fellow Americans, we are one nation, a strong nation, a nation united by the common belief that Congress is garbage."