"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."
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"That's an excellent prescreened question, but before I give you my stock answer I'd like to try to disarm everyone with a carefully rehearsed joke."
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"But, hey, what is 'recession' but a word? And the same goes for 'money,' right? And how about 'human beings'?"
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"People of North Dakota! Or possible South Dakota!"
"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"
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"If I become President, I'm not giving any of my schoolfriends jobs."
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"It's Lamar, Senator, he's going to take our attack ads door to door."
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"Our thoughts and prayers are with those who wanted a moral and ethical Administration,"
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"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."
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"I know - let's call this one Operation Lowered Expectations."
"I've made my fortune, and now it's time for me to run for office and consolidate it."
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"He's pro-gun, but I like his stance on migration."
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"Put simply, the mission is to discover a potential enemy who could justify our three-hundred-billion-dollar defense budget."
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"The only solution I can see is to hold a series of long and costly hearings in order to put off finding a solution."
"But how do you know for sure you've got power unless you abuse it?"
"You have, it would appear, high recognition!"
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"I hate to say it, but Gore appears to be a regular sort of chap, after all."
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"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."
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"The right hand doesn't even know what the right hand is doing."
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"There's not a dime's worth of difference between the candidates. They're both carnivores."
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"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."
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"Thanks, Pop, but today's kids don't want money, they want leadership."
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"Start the economy."
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"My fellow Americans, we are one nation, a strong nation, a nation united by the common belief that Congress is garbage."
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"He seems like a dog person, but I'll reserve judgment until after the primaries."