"I hate to admit it, but a man with a big carbon footprint makes me hot."
"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."
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Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.
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Urban Compost Heap.
"I'm afraid you have humans."
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"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."
NYC Department of Sanitation
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The Last Flower
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"One reference to 'Spaceship Earth' and I'm out of here."
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Intelligent beings from outer space.
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"Mom—listen to how much atmospheric pollution we produce just going to my soccer games."
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"Perhaps that peculiar odor is autumn."
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"Do you have a moment to talk about toxic waste?"
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Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes
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"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."
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A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.
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"I don't own a wood stove. I burn oil."
Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico
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"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."
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"It probably isn't going to pacify them, Chief."
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"Well, I guess we can scratch them as a potential source of fuel!"
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"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."
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"I'm sorry, Senator, it's some more of those crackpot conservationists."
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"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."
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