"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."
Tags:environment, environmental issues, preserve, preserving, preservation, pollute, pollution, polluting, pollutes, pollutants, ecology, save the planet, global warming, climate change, environmental, acid rain, acidic rain, atmosphere, ozone layer, ozone layers, ozone-layer, party, conversation, conversations, missing the point, irritate, language, perspective, sarcastic, sarcasm, demeaning, condescending, businessman, business, businesses, big business, interest, interests
Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.
Tags:barbecue, barbecues, bbq, bbqs, smoke, smoked, smokes, plume, plumed, pluming, smoking, pollute, polluting, environment, environments, nature, natural, animal, animals, birds, squirrels, cooking, cook, barbecuing, grilling, grill, soot, gas mask, gas, poison, gassed, mask, environmental, pollutants, pollutant, pollutes, cloud, cloud of smoke, breathe, breathing, breathes
"I'm afraid you have humans."
Tags:environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, human, mankind, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, diagnosis, diagnoses, doctor, doctors, human activity, climate change, global warming, environmental destruction, extinct, extinction, mass extinction, extinction level event, parasite, parasites, pest, pests, bad news, breaking bad news
NYC Department of Sanitation
Tags:rocket, rockets, rocket ship, rocket ships, outer space, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution, headphones, sanitation, garbage, garbage dump, dump, dumps, dumping, new york, new york city, waste, landfill, landfills, garbage dumps, tip, tips, recycle, recycles, recycling, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, launch, launches, launching, shuttle launch, shuttle launches, space flight, space travel
The Last Flower
Tags:flower, flowers, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, nature, nature lover, nature lovers, communing with nature, pollution, pollute, pollutes, polluting, natural world, natural worlds, conservation, conserve, conserves, conserving, wildflower, wildflowers, botany, botanist, botanists, biology, biologist, biologists
"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."
Tags:wind chime, wind chimes, wind-chime, wind-chimes, coal, coal powered, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, wind power, wind powered, clean energy, clean energies, green energy, eco friendly, eco-friendly, environmentally friendly, green issues, pollution, polluting, global warming, co2, climate change, greenhouse gas, greenhouse gases, wind, windy, millennial, millennials, new generation, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Uh, back to Sea World?"
Intelligent beings from outer space.
Tags:alien, aliens, alien life, outer space, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, earth, human, humans, human nature, cynic, cynics, cynical, mankind, human evil, alien invasion, alien invasions, avoid, avoids, avoiding, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution, nuke, nukes, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, nuclear bomb, nuclear bombs, misanthropy, misanthrope, misanthropes, misanthropic
"Do you have a moment to talk about toxic waste?"
Tags:toxic waste, solicitor, solicitors, solicitation, creature, creatures, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution, creature from the black lagoon, movie monster, movie monsters, monster film, monster films, monster, monsters, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, river, rivers, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, lagoon, lagoons, global warming, climate change
Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes
Tags:devil, satan, convertible, convertibles, midlife crisis, midlife crises, flute, flutes, panflute, panflutes, pan flute, pan flutes, exhaust, exhaust pipe, exhaust pipes, pollute, pollutes, pollution, polluting, gas guzzler, gas guzzlers, gas-guzzling, energy consumption, fuel consumption, devil may care, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, climate change, global warming, evil, evils, bad guy, bad guys
"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."
Tags:strip mine, strip mines, strip mining, natural world, natural worlds, deforest, deforests, deforestation, coal mine, coal mines, mine, mines, mining, miner, miners, coal, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, pollute, pollutes, pollution, polluting, energy company, energy companies, power company, power companies, utility, utilities, corporate logic, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, mining company, mining companies, treehugger, treehuggers, tree-hugger, tree-huggers, indifference
Outstandingly Polluted Site
Tags:pollution, polluting, polluted, smog, greenhouse gas, greenhouse gases, global warming, climate change, factory, factories, smoke, smokestack, smokestacks, pollutants, clean air, mother nature, mother earth, environment, destruction, sullying, carbon dioxide, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, ozone layer, tourism, tourists
Emptying the Bin
Tags:god, gods, heaven, bin, bins, emptying the bin, trash, litter, rubbish, trash can, trash cans, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, garbage, garbage can, garbage cans, pollute, polluting, pollution, taking out the trash, trashcan, trashcans, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, fly tip, fly tipping, lazy, laziness, selfish, selfishness
"Remember how we used to blend in with the snow?"
Tags:polar bear, polar bears, camouflage, camoufalged, natural camouflage, global warming, climate change, ice caps, melting ice caps, icecaps, melting icecaps, sea levels, sea levels rising, pollution, polluting, dirty snow, environmentalist, environmentalism, environmental activism, environmental activist, environmental activists, habitat, habitats, natural habitat, natural habitats, destruction of habitat, destroying habitats
"I don't own a wood stove. I burn oil."
Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico
Tags:gulf of mexico, theory of evolution, evolutionary chart, the evolution of man, oil spill, oil spills, school of fish, fish, fishes, environmental disaster, environmental disasters, environmentalist, environmentalists, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution, ocean life, sea life, sea creature, sea creatures, extinction, extinctions, mass extinction, mass extinctions, climate change, industrial waste
"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."
Tags:suv, suvs, oversize, oversized, oversize vehicle, oversized vehicles, offroad, off-road, van, vans, minivan, minivans, car, cars, car salesman, car salesmen, car buyer, car buyers, suburb, suburbs, suburban, trend, trends, trendy, unnecessary, dealer, dealers, car dealer, car dealers, auto dealer, auto dealers, waste, wasteful, fuel efficiency, inefficient, gas, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution
"Yeah? So how large is your carbon footprint?"
Tags:rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, carbon footprint, carbon footprints, pollution, polluting, global warming, climate change, competitive, competition, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, hypermasculine, hypermasculinity, hyper masculine, hyper masculinity, toxic, toxic masculinity
"Instead of bonuses this year let's cut down a tree in each Employee's name."
Tags:big corporation, big corporations, deforestation, deforesting, bonuses, bonus, global warming, climate change, unfair, irresponsible, big business, big businesses, pollute, polluting, pollution, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap
"It probably isn't going to pacify them, Chief."
Tags:rebrand, rebrands, rebranding, pollute, pollutes, polluting, power company, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, polluter, polluters, big business, big businesses, smokestack, smokestacks, smoke stack, smoke stacks, floral print, floral prints, energy, energy company, energy companies, green, greening, green energy, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, pacify, pacifies, pacification, olive branch, olive branches, reach out, reaches out, reaching out, symbolic, symbolic gesture, symbolic gestures, power company, power companies, minimum, useless, inaction, ozone, ozone layer
"Well, I guess we can scratch them as a potential source of fuel!"
Tags:fuel, fuel source, fuel sources, alien, aliens, flying saucer, flying saucers, oil spill, oil spills, pollute, pollutes, polluting, polluter, polluters, polluting, alien invasion, alien invasions, hostile, hostility, search, searches, searching, climate change, global warming, science fiction, scifi, sci-fi
"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."
Tags:pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution, environmental pollution, mutate, mutates, mutant, mutants, mutating, mutation, mutations, three-headed, eat, eats, eating, catch and release, ocean, oceans, ocean pollution, sea, sealife, ocean life, fish, fishes, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, environmental disaster, disaster, disasters, catastrophe, catastrophes, future, futures, sea monster, sea monsters, marine biology, marine biologist, marine biologists
"I'm sorry, Senator, it's some more of those crackpot conservationists."
Tags:crackpot, crackpots, conservationist, conservationists, conservationsists, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, scepticism, climate change, global warming, doubter, doubters, denial, denials, denialist, denialists, pollute, pollutes, polluting, polluter, polluters, pollution, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, condescend, condescends, condescending, corporate interest, corporate interests
Tags:suburb, suburbs, suburban, suburban life, underwater, sea level, sea levels, sea level rise, ocean level, ocean levels, rise, rises, rising, global warming, environmental disaster, environmental catastrophe, catastrophe, catastrophes, everyday life, pollute, pollutes, polluting, polluter, polluters, greenhouse gas, greenhouse gases, greenhouse gasses, greenhouse effect, iceberg, icebergs, melt, melts, melting
"You were right. The full bodied merlot with hints of chocolate and raspberry covers up the stench nicely."
Tags:summer, summer home, summer homes, summer people, summer house, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, environmental, environmentally friendly, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, fish, polluted, pollution, pollute, polluting, dead, death, stench, dead fish, rotten fish, middle class, ignore, ignored, ignoring, ignorance, ignorant, bourgeois, travelled, travelling