"Stop worrying about Madonna. She's probably just retooling for her next surge."
Tags:gossip, gossips, gossiping, celebrity gossip, tabloid, tabloids, tabloid journalism, worry, worries, worrying, worried, checkout, checkout line, checkout lines, newspaper, newspapers, retool, retools, image, change of image, change, changes, lifestyle, lifestyles, pop star, pop stars, pop, singer, singers, singing, reinvent, reinvents, reinventing, reinvention, reinventions, rebrand, rebrands, rebranding, hot and cold, longevity
Coke and Pepsi Worldwide
"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."
Tags:family, families, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, parents, parent, parenting, parental, paternal, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, pop, pops, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mothering, maternal, jungle, jungles, lost, fault, faults, blame, blames, blaming, tourist, tourism, tour, argue, argument, married, marriage, married life, marriage problems, husband, wife, husband and wife
"Mr. Total Recall"
Tags:memory, remember, remembered, good memory, perfect memory, photographic, photographic memory, forget, forgetful, never forgets, never forget, introduction, old friends, reunion, reunions, old friend, pun, puns, play on words, word play, pop culture, pop, culture, reference, references, referential, film, films, movie, movies, classic cinema, cinema, literal, literal joke, literally, literal humor, literal humour, nice to meet you, meeting, meets, meet, men
"We're techno-industrial, but rootsy."
Tags:techno-industrial, techno, industrial, music, musician, musicians, electronic music, electronica, german, popular music, pop, pop music, genre, genres, germany, rootsy, folksy, contrast, contrasts, contrasting, opposite, opposites, mix, mixes, mix up, mixes up, mixing up, mix together, disparate, style, styles, stylized, stylised
Tags:emile, emile zola, zola, french, france, french literature, literature, literary, lit, lit major, pop, pop culture, culture, cultural reference, cultural, reference, references, referential, book, books, bookish, book lover, accuse, accused, accusation, accusing, accusations, word play, play on words, clown, clowning, clowns, judicial, law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, jury, juries, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms
"Go say something nice about your mother's corporation."
Tags:parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, pop, pops, father, fathers, fatherhood, mother, mom, mum, motherhood, moms, corporate, corporation, workaholic, work a holic, work-a-holic, modern, modern life, work, working, worker, workers, gender stereotype, role reversal, role reversals, sardonic humour, sardonic, sardonic humor, business, businesses, family, families, home, homes, home life, work life, work/life, work life split
Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely
Tags:general store, store, store front, storefront, storefronts, mom, mom and pop, pop, mom & pop, family business, businesses, small business, small businesses, economy, recession, family businesses, consumer, consumerism, buyer, buying habits, buying habit, modern, modern life, corporate, corporation, monopoly, monopolies, corporate monopoly, critic, critique, criticism, critical, critically, comment, commentary
This Area Reserved For Older Dads With Tiny Tots
Tags:grandkids, grandkid, grandchild, grandma, grandpa, pop, mom, grandfather, grandfather, grandmothers, grand father, grand mother, grand kid, grand kids, old, old age, elder, elderly, woman, women, park, parks, play park, play parks, area, areas, reserve, reserved, reservation, men, old men, old man, man, older dad, older, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, parent, parenting, parents, parental, modern life
Rejected Spice Girls.
Bronx and Battery
Tags:highway, highways, expressway, expressways, motorway, motorways, traffic, bumper to bumper, traffic jam, traffic jams, cars, car, driving, drivers, driver, drive, tunnel, tunnels, road signs, road sign, new york, new york city, nyc, song, song lyrics, jazz, pop, music, musician, musicians, singer, singers, singing, city, cities, city life, bronx, battery
The Location, Location, Location Arms
Tags:real estate, location, good location, urban, urban planning, metropolitan, metropolis, city, city planning, city life, urban life, living, rent, rental, rentals, house hunting, house hunt, realtor, realtors, money, wealth, cliche, play on words, word play, word, words, reference, references, pop, pop culture, hotel, hotels, doorman, door man, prime location
Dog Formerly Known as Prince
Tags:name, names, dog, dogs, pet, pets, doghouse, domestic, kennel, kennels, formerly known, formerly known as, dog house, word play, play on words, word-play, music, musicians, famous, famous musicians, reference, referential, pop culture, pop, classic pop, pop classics, pop hits, pet name, pet names, pet naming, naming a pet, celebrities, celebrity, pretentious, disgruntled, disgruntle, annoyed, annoy
"That's my little brother. He's all messed up on Skittles and Mountain Dew."
Tags:sugar, sweet, sweets, candy, candies, soda, sodas, cola, colas, pop, sugary drink, sugary drinks, sweetened drink, sweetened drinks, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity, drug, drug addiction, drug addict, drug addicts, junkie, junkies, drug dependence, drug dependency, child, children, playground, junk food, fast food, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietiticians, dietitian, dietitians, healthy eating, sugar rush, sugar rushes
"I knew you'd like it."
"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."
"If you want to be more like Mom and Dad, kids, you've got to start pounding down those Shirley Temples."
Tags:alcoholic, alcoholics, alcohol, non-alcoholic, drink, drinks, drinking, restaurant, restaurants, martini, martinis, shirley temples, ginger ale, grenadine, orange juice, kids drink, kids drinks, soda, pop, sodapop, tonic, soft drink, carbonated, mixed drink, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, high tolerance, mom, moms, mum, mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, mother, mothers, motherhood, fatherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, son, sons, daughter, daughters
"We're spending Christmas with our grandparents in the Land of Forced Smiles."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, childhood, bad childhood, christmas, xmas, christmas holiday, christmas holidays, christmas vacation, christmas vacations, christmas day, christmas break, christmas breaks, relatives, relations, grandparent, grandparents, grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, nan, nans, pop, pops, in-law, in-laws, mother-in-law, father-in-laws, forced smile, forced smiles, smile, smiles, fake smile, fake smiles, forced, land of, family, families, family issues, family problems, bad christmas, miserable christmas, unhappy christmas, spending time with family, spending time with relatives, going to the grandparent's, visiting grandparents
"Pop-Pop's in the Cloud now, sweetheart."
Tags:heaven, death, dead, funeral, funerals, burial, burials, modern life, life lessons, life lesson, technology, the cloud, cloud, clouds, family, families, child, children, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, grandpa, grandpas, grandparent, grandparents, pop, pops
"Stella, just...you know...come on, man."
Tags:movie, movies, film, films, movie theatre, movie theatres, movie theater, movie theaters, cinema, cinemas, concession, concessions, stand, stands, stall, stalls, popcorn, snack, snacks, soda, pop, cola, hanky, hankie, hankies, handkerchief, handkerchiefs, tear-jerker, tear-jerkers, sad, depressing, consumerism, entertainment
A Mom and Pop Operation
A Real Pinata Surprise
Tags:pinata, pinatas, troy, trojan, trojans, trojan horse, trojan war, visual gag, visual joke, sight gag, sight joke, parody, history, historical, histories, soldiers, soldier, toy soldiers, birthday, birthdays, unexpected, kid, kids, child, children, reference, referential, pop, pop culture, iliad, homer, ancient greece, ancient greek, ancient greeks
“I’ll be reading to you while your father is off the grid.”
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, children, child, childhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, pop, pops, bedtime story, bedtime stories, bedtime, bedtimes, story, stories, story time, absentee father, absentee fathers, off the grid, living off the grid, on the lamb, on the lam, on the run, checking in, remote parenting, helicopter parent, helicopter parenting