"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."
Tags:family photo, family photos, childhood photo, childhood photos, photography, false memory, false memories, triggering false memories, blue screen, blue screens, blue screening, special effects, matte, mattes, composite, composites, compositing, toddler, toddlers, parent, parents, sit still, sits still, sitting still, pose, poses, posing, attention span, attention spans, family picture, family pictures, camcorder, camcorders, tape, tapes, taping, record, records, recording
"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"
"Listen, you little punk—I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a lady whose aunt lives next to a guy who cleans the pool of a guy who could have your legs broken."
Tags:threaten, threat, threatened, threatens, connection, connections, ties, tie, connected, interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, poser, posing, pose, posed, fake, faker, pathetic, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, kid, kids, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts
"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."
Tags:poet, poets, poetry, poem, poems, lie, lies, white lie, white lies, personal ad, personal ads, profile, profiles, dating profile, dating profiles, online profile, online profiles, date, dates, well-read, ad, ads, modern poet, modern poets, modern poetry, wallace stevens, pose, poses, poseur, poseurs, pretend, pretending, pretentious, pretentiousness, writer, writers, author, authors
"The banana peels create dramatic tension."
Tags:runway, runways, fashion, fashion show, fashion shows, model, models, fashion model, fashion models, runway model, runway models, pose, poses, catwalk, catwalks, banana, bananas, banana peel, banana peels, slip, slippery, tension, drama, dramatic, dramatic tension, audience, viewers, peel, peels
"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."
Tags:mom, mothers, mum, mums, motherhood, overbearing mothers, overbearing mom, overbearing mothers, photobomb, photobombing, photobomber, model, models, modeling, overbearing parent, overbearing parents, mollycoddle, mollycoddling, mollycoddled, parents, parenthood, motherhood, strict parent, strict parents, artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, pose, posing, art gallery, art galleries, trust, trusting, intrusion, intrusions, intrusive, intrude, omnipresent
Catwalk The Plank
Tags:pun, puns, punny, pirate, pirate ships, pirate ship, yarr, walk the plank, plank, the plank, capital punishment, sentence to death, model, models, modelling, fashion, fashionable, fashions, runway, runways, catwalk, cat-walk, cat walk, pose, posing, poses, strut, strutting, couture, coutures, fashion show, fashion shows, parody, parodied, parodies
An Outsider—Party Candidate Is Forced To Admit That He Once Visited Washington, D.C.
Tags:outsider, outsiders, outsider candidate, outsider candidates, washington, washington dc, politician, politicians, political campaign, political campaigns, campaign, campaigns, campaigner, campaigners, campaigning, class trip, class trips, pose, poses, posing, poser, posers, poseur, poseurs, common man, act, acts, acting, actor, factcheck, factchecks, factchecking, factchecker, fact check, fact checks, fact checking, fact checker, denial, denials
"Yes, you're a bad boy. Be that bad criminal, man-own it!"
Tags:mug shot, mug shots, mugshot, mugshots, prison, prisons, jail, jails, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, crime, photograph, photographs, photo, photos, photography, photographer, photographers, model, models, modelling, modeling, pose, poses, posing, expression, expressions, facial expression, facial expressions, police, record, records, fashion shoot, fashion, criminal record, criminal records, modern life
"Why so downward facing, dog?"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, yoga, meditation, position, positions, pose, poses, downward facing dog, downward-facing dog, down dog, downward dog, asana, asanas, posture, postures, sad, depressed, depression, mental health
"Please, Steve, not the duck face."
Tags:duck, ducks, animal, animals, anthropomorphic, duck face, duck faces, lip, lips, pursed lips, pose, poses, posing, selfie, selfies, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, camera, cameras, portrait, portraits, self-portrait, self-portraits, millennial, millennials, youth, modern life, vanity, vain, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones
"Take. Your. Time!"
Tags:yoga, yoga practice, practicing yoga, yoga teacher, yoga teacher, yoga instructor, yoga instructor, core, core strength, handstand, handstands, balance, balances, balancing, sense of balance, pose, poses, yoga pose, yoga poses, posture, good posture, rush, rushes, rushing, rush job, rush jobs, exercise, exercises, exercising
"You were right to call me immediately."
Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery
Tags:art, museum, museums, gallery, galleries, painting, paintings, life imitating art, mary cassatt, little girl in a blue armchair, modern, modern life, imitation, imitations, sofa, sofas, couch, couches, armchair, armchairs, girl, girls, child, children, kid, kids, sitting, slouching, pose, poses, posed
Le Roi Kong
"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, death ray, death rays, laser, lasers, ray, rays, death, weapon, weapons, disco, dancing, disco fever, pose, poses, music, genre, genres
"Here! Let me get you all in!"
Tags:painting, paintings, renaissance, classical, art, artist, artists, artistry, rococo, baroque, late baroque, art style, art styles, painter, painters, fine art, fine arts, photo, photos, pose, poses, posing, picture, pictures, volunteer, volunteers, volunteering, tourist, tourists, tourism, park, parks
"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"
"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."
Tags:photo, photos, photography, photographer, photographers, model, models, influencer, influencers, celebrity, celebrities, celeb, celebs, famous people, fashion, studio, studios, modeling, modelling, pose, poses, posing, facial expression, facial expressions, environment, environmental issues, nature, planet, planet earth, earth, mother nature, environmentally friendly, eco-friendly, tree hugger, tree huggers, global warming, climate change, environmental destruction, camera, cameras, fake, pretentious, false, insincere, deception, manipulation, advertising, marketing, business, looks can be deceiving, modern life
"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"
Tags:surf, surfers, sport, sports, surfing, surfer dude, ocean, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, surfboard, surf-board, surf board, wave, waves, hang ten, sea, poser, pose, posed, fake, faker, all talk, faked, fraud, fraudster, fraudulent, hobby, hobbyist, big mouth, mouthing off, relatable
Tags:tour, tours, tourism, tourists, tourist, travel, traveling, travelling, travellers, traveller, traveler, travelers, stonehenge, prehistoric, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists, pose, poses, picture, pictures, photo, photo op, photos, photograph, photographs, history, historic, historical, historian, historians
Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth
Tags:yoga, yogi, yoga class, yoga classes, yoga mat, progression, progressions, meditate, meditates, meditation, meditating, relax, relaxing, relaxation, stretch, stretches, stretched, stretching, peace, peaceful, peacefully, pose, poses, yoga pose, yoga poses, neck, necks, visual gag, visual joke, advanced, advanced class, exercise classes, exercise class, intense, intensity, lazy, couch potato, fat, overweight
"Of course, this neck stretch should be attempted only by advanced students."
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"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."
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