"Howard, I think the dog wants to go out."
"Sorry, sir, but none of our food is very good. It's the chef's way of punishing the rich."
Tags:recommendation, recommendations, waiter, waiters, waiting, wait staff, front of house, service, server, servers, serving, rich, rich person, rich people, service industry, honest, honesty, haute cuisine, cuisine, bad food, posh, upper class, upper classes, diner, diners, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, irate, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction
"This one to your liking, sir?"
"Only the rich can afford this much nothing."
Tags:minimalism, minimalist, minimalists, rich, rich people, rich person, wealth, wealthy, wealthy person, wealthy people, empty, empty space, modern, interior design, interior designers, interior designer, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, show off, showing off, pretentious, snob, snobs, posh, snobby, negative space, unused space, spacious, design, designs, designer house, designers houses, designer home, designer homes
"Country Club Dungeon"
Tags:dungeon, dungeons, prison, prisoners, guard, guards, officer, officers, customer service, service, good service, good customer service, room service, snack, snacks, snacktime, snack time, country club, country clubs, fancy, expensive, swanky, posh, upscale, club, clubs, private club, private clubs, members only club, members only clubs, waiter, waiters, server, servers, cushy, comfortable, white-collar, the one percent, the 1%, rich, wealthy, social status, class, high-society
"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."
Tags:the hamptons, happy memory, happy memories, watch, watches, expensive watch, expensive watches, souvenir, souvenirs, vacation, vacations, beach, beaches, holiday, holidays, resort, resorts, posh, poshness, wealth, wealthy, wealth inequality, tourist, tourists, wealthy neighbourhood, long island's south fork, affluent neighbour, affluent area, affluent areas, summer destination, summer destinations
Save the Hamptons
When in Rome...
Tags:suburbs, suburb, suburban, etiquette, housewives, housewife, folding, napkin, napkins, when in rome do as the romans do, when in rome, boring, bored, infuriating, infuriates, posh, fancy, pretentious, pretentiousness, comic strip, comic strips, comic-strip, comic-strips, dinner parties, dinner, manner, manners, job, jobs, occupation, busy, hobby, hobbies, middle class, middle-class
"Fredric W. Desbrow & Son, plumbers."
Tags:leak, leaks, water, plumbing problem, plumbing problems, pipes, pipe, pipe burst, flood, flooding, floods, plumbing, plumber, plumbers, overflow, overflowed, introduce, introduction, introduced, wealthy, wealth, wealthy people, rich, rich people, fancy, posh, butler, butlers, party, parties, ballroom, save the day, saving the day, to the rescue, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solved
"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."
Tags:food, foods, vegetable, vegetables, community, communities, community garden, garden, gardens, gardening, home grown, home-grown, sanctimonious, middle class, middle-class, posh, poshness, organic, organic produce, produce, home-grown produce, home grown produce, csa, community supported, community supported agriculture, modern, modern world, modern life, rude, rudeness, rudely, date, dating, dates, pretentious, pretentiously
"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."
Tags:class, classes, upper class, upper classes, high society, high societies, the one percent, the 1%, wealthy, wealth, rich, riches, millionaire, millionaires, billionaire, billionaires, life of leisure, elite, elites, elitism, aristocracy, posh, patrician, patricians, travel, traveled, travels, excursions, bragging, boasting, boast, brag, bragged, bragger, boaster, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party conversation, cocktail party conversation, small talk, husband, husbands, wives, wives, spouses, vintage fashion, art deco fashion
"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"
Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.
Tags:debt, debts, credit, credits, loan, loans, restaurant, restaurants, realtor, realtors, estate agent, estate agents, accountant, accountants, wasted, waste, lending, lends, banks, banking, bankers, poor, borrow, borrowing, borrows, high cuisine, rich, posh, fancy, food, foods, modern life, modern-life, property, price, prices, mortgages, comparison, parallel, parallels
"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"
Tags:wine, wines, product, products, fake, fakes, false, falsify, trick, tricks, get rich quick, scheme, schemes, alcohol, alcoholic, pretentious, pretentiously, wine tasting, wine-tasting, drink, drinking, drank, drunk, drunken, fine dining, fine-dining, high society, wine and cheese, upper class, class, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, posh, fancy
"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."
Tags:water, water with lemon, lemon, lemons, cowboy, cowboys, restaurant, restaurants, ordering, order, orders, drink, drinks, beverage, beverages, fruit, fruits, unrealistic, expectations, high standards, desert, deserts, horseback, unavailable, annoying customer, customers, customer, picky, fussy, particular, choosy, high maintenance, canteen, canteens, high expectations, posh, upper class, upper crust, culture clash, culture clashes
Spelling Bee at Ridgefield Country Day School.
Tags:elementary, kid, kids, child, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, childish, kindergarten, grade, preschool, pre-school, educating, education, teacher, teachers, spelling, spell, spelling bee, test, tests, toast, toast, country, country side, country club, high society, fine dining, brie, cheese, fancy, fanciful, upper class, upper middle class, upper-middle, middle class, wealth, wealthy, white collar, class, classroom, classrooms, reward, rewarding, posh, toast
"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"
"Here comes God's gift to Central Park West."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, stuck up, stuck-up, vain, vanity, self-important, god's gift, ego, egotistic, proud, snooty, posh, high-class, central park, central park west, new york, ny, envy, jealous, jealousy, coat, coats, bow, bows
"Farnsfield J. Nigelsmythe III. Need One Say More?"
"Somehow I thought the whole thing would be a lot classier!"
Tags:heaven, angels, angel, god, religion, religious, death, dying, dead, died, dump, trash, trashy, ugly, lame, rough around the edges, cosmological, transcendent, spirits, saints, afterlife, unexpected, high expectations, low standards, high standards, bible, myth, mythology, broken sign, church, churches, priests, priest, expectations, posh, expectation
"Just for kicks, let's meet under the clock at the Biltmore!"
Tags:meeting spot, meeting spots, gang, gangs, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, hang out, hangs out, hanging out, loiter, loiters, loitering, high society, posh, posh hotel, posh hotels, branch out, branches out, branching out, move up, moves up, moving up, social mobility, bad neighborhood, bad neighborhoods, rough neighborhood, rough neighborhoods
"For God's sake, Felton, would you stop with that 'He-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ere's So-and-So'?"
Tags:doormen, doorman, announcer, announcers, announcement, announcements, guest, guests, visitor, visitors, posh, apartment block, apartment blocks, colleague, colleagues, annoying habit, annoying habits, public address system announcers, public address system announcer, security service, security services, courtesy service, courtesy services, doorkeep, doorkeeper, doorkeepers
"Good morning, Your Majesty."
"This martini in canonical."