King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"
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"I'm doing some reorganizing - are there any of your possessions that you want to keep?"
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Tags:trouble ahead, argument, arguments, towel, towels, customized, customizations, customised, customisation, hand towel, hand towels, his 'n' hers, his and hers, bath towel, bath towels, set, sets, spat, spats, row, rows, fight, fights, fighting, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, hers 'n' hers, hers and hers, claim, claims, claiming, possession, possessions
"I've simplified my life by converting all my possessions into one gold brick."
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"So you can take it with you!"
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Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"
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Other People's Stuff,
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"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."
Tags:borrow, borrows, borrowing, borrower, borrowers, cheapskate, cheapskates, duel, duels, duelling, dueller, duellers, duellist, duellists, fencing, fencer, fencers, swordfight, sword fight, sword fights, swordfighting, sword fighting, draw, draws, stalemate, stalemates, possession, possessions, possessive, possessiveness, epee, three musketeers
"I'm starting to think she doesn't want that ball."
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Other People's Stuff
"By the way, I've ordered a new set of worldly possessions."
Tags:rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, possession, possessions, worldly possessions, online shopping, on-line shopping, online shopper, on-line shoppers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, overspend, over-spend, overspending, over-spending, wealth, greedy, greedy, greediness
"And that's why we don't have nice things."
A hermit crab moves home
"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."
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"It seemed important at the time."