"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"
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MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD
"I just can't shake the alumni newsletter."
"A first-class stamp, please. Something casual."
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"Barking at the mailman doesn't make you a media watchdog."
Tags:poser, posers, phony, phonies, discontent, discontents, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, animal, animals, talking animal, post, postal, postal service, postman, postmen, post man, post office, media, media watchdog, watchdog, watch dog, pun, puns, guard, guard dog, pretense, pretenses, pretence, protest, protests, protesting, bark, barks, barking, pretend, all talk, fake news, fake, ombudsman, media watchdog, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, modern media, corrupt media, politics, political
Cheese of the Week: Brie
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"I know I say this a lot, but if I were a robot I would totally have sex with that."
Tags:mailbox, mailboxes, letter box, letter boxes, postbox, postboxes, robot, robots, robotics, sexual attractions, attractive, attracted, off-the-wall, inappropriate, non-sequitur, non-sequiturs, desperate, desperation, perspective, perspective shift, perspective shifts, mail, post, letter, letters
"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."
"Anyone following me on Twitter already knows what I did this past summer."
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Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York
Tags:letter, letters, mail, the mail, post, the post, omaha, new york, new york city, nyc, ny, excited, excitement, the big apple, postal service, the postal service, the post service, tourist, tourists, adventure, adventures, journey, journeys, nebraska, rural, country mouse, country mice, moving up, going up in the world
"I want to send that one about 'Instead of hearts and cupid's darts, I'm sending you a wire,' or whatever the hell it is!"
Tags:mail, mailbox, mailboxes, post, postbox, postboxes, computer, computers, technology, modern technology, modern life, email, emails, emailing, e-mail, e-mails, e-mailing, internet, online, postman, postmen, mailmen, mailman, mail carrier, mail carriers, getting the mail, getting the post, innovation, innovations, past, old, old habit, old habits, obsolete, passe
"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."
Tags:hotel, hotels, motel, motels, bed and breakfast, bed and breakfasts, inn, inns, bnb, bnbs, b&b, b&bs, resort, resorts, stay, staying, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, receptionist, receptionists, front desk, front desks, service, good service, bad service, staff, review, reviews, internet, online, rant, rants, ranting, complain, complaint, complaints, complaining, criticism, critique, pleasant, reviewer, reviewers, post, posting, posts, forum, forums
I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."
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The Greeting Card and the Business Letter
Tags:post, posting, mail, mailing, mailman, mailmen, postman, postmen, mail carrier, mail carriers, postal worker, postal workers, send, sending, greeting card, greeting cards, card, cards, business, letter, letters, immature, childish, happy, unhappy, grumpy, grouchy, good mood, bad mood, juxtaposition, comparison, comparisons, contrast, contrasting, age, ages, grow up, grown-up, child, children, kid, kids, adults
"Pushing the envelope. How about you?"
"We've enjoyed our little visit, son, but we'd better leave—I think they're getting ready to fire."
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"The folks at the Internal Revenue Service cordially invite you to join them in looking over a four-leaf clover that you overlooked before."
Tags:letter, letters, post, mail, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, doing taxes, filing taxes, government, governments, politics, audit, audits, auditing, luck, lucky, four-leaf clover, four-leaf clovers, lucky charm, lucky charms, superstition, superstitious
"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"
"Back in my day, you could buy a brand-new cadillac for what it costs today to mail one stinking letter!"
Tags:complaints, complaint, complaining, complain, senior, senior citizen, seniors, senior citizens, grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparents, grandparent, inflation, in my day, back in the day, new car, brand new car, car, cars, mail, postage, post, post office, luxury car, luxury cars, economy, money, cost of living, increased costs, rising costs
"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"
Tags:technology, online, internet, computer, computers, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, internet shopping, online shopping, home shopping, box, boxes, package, packages, mail, post, delivery, deliveries, innovation, innovative, customer service, service, services, fulfilment, fulfillment, worker, workers, surveyor, surveyors, survey, surveys, questionnaire, questionnaires, interview, interviews, opinion, opinions, shopping experience, personal, customer, customers, shipping, modern life
"It's a new service from Amazon. It sends you something every day and if you don't like it you just send it back."
Tags:technology, online, internet, computer, computers, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, internet shopping, online shopping, home shopping, box, boxes, package, packages, mail, post, delivery, deliveries, innovation, innovative, customer service, service, services, return, returns, new, modern life
Tags:death sentence, death sentences, capital punishment, punishments, execution, executions, death, firing squad, firing squads, victim, victims, criminal, criminals, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, post, posts, last words, final words, last, final, technology, modern life