"Pushing the envelope. How about you?"
"We do our best to give people the most courteous and attentive treatment possible, especially during the holiday rush."
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"Will you be passing a mailbox?"
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"Be right with you, just checking my email."
People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".
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"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."
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Still Only 29¢
"Mail is running three to one against our Christmas newsletter."
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Shipping and Handling Your Emotions
"I've been told that my check is in the mail. Could you verify that for me?"
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The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut
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"Dear UPS, buzzer is broken. Please shout loudly and I will let down my hair."
"Forever stamps? You gotta admire their optimism!"