"I just can't shake the alumni newsletter."
"A first-class stamp, please. Something casual."
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"And, finally, are you now or have you ever been disgruntled?"
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"Barking at the mailman doesn't make you a media watchdog."
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Cheese of the Week: Brie
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"Will you be passing a mailbox?"
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"We've got to get rid of some people, Cosgrove. Who are the least likely to come back and shoot us?"
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Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad Eagle?
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