"I know I say this a lot, but if I were a robot I would totally have sex with that."
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The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother
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"It's O.K., I'm with the government."
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"Any checks, dear?"
The Voice-Mail Box
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"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."
"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."
A mailbox outside a house reads "The Larson Family and Microbrewery".
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May I have the envelope, please?
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"Not one crummy Valentine."
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"Dear USPS - Julie Michael's mail is no longer in care of Apt. 8-B. She has moved out to Queens. Queens!! Can you believe it??? Three years I devoted to that woman! Oh, well. C'est la vie. I'll find someone else I suppose. Eventually. Yeah, right!"
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Shipping and Handling Your Emotions
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"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."
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"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."